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Non-Human Use Of Sex Toys

Post by Calilasseia » Mon May 18, 2015 7:29 pm

Yes, you read that thread title correctly.

It transpires that scientists have now documented the first use of sex toys in a non human organism, in the form of what are coyly described as "autoerotic tools" used by Orangutans.

A brief mention of this is made by the University of Zurich Anthropological Institute here, and is also documented in some more detail in this paper:

Innovation And Intelligence In Orangutans by Anne E. Russon, Carel P. van Schaik, Purwo Kuncoro, Agnes Ferisa, Dwi P. Handayani and Maria A. van Noordwijk, In
S. A. Wich, S. S. Utami Atmoko, T. Mitra Setia, & C. P. van Schaik (Eds.), Orangutans: Geographic Variation In Behavioral Ecology And Conservation (pp. 279 –298). Oxford, England: Oxford University Press.

Now that's a development that will cause the fundies to pop a blood vessel! :mrgreen:

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Post by Seth » Mon May 18, 2015 7:57 pm

Somebody's been letting the 'tangs watch the Playboy Channel again...

And then there's the Bonobo monkey...
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Post by mistermack » Tue May 19, 2015 2:34 pm

Seth wrote: And then there's the Bonobo monkey...
No, there isn't. :prof:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue May 19, 2015 2:37 pm

there's no such thing as a bonobo monkey, bonobo (pan paniscus) are apes
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Post by mistermack » Tue May 19, 2015 2:48 pm

It would be no use giving a human vibrator to a Gorilla or Orangutan.
Our dicks are much bigger than theirs.
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Post by laklak » Tue May 19, 2015 3:10 pm

Could give them to gay gorillas.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 19, 2015 3:15 pm

Or give them one modelled on Seth's willy.
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Post by mistermack » Tue May 19, 2015 7:27 pm

laklak wrote:Could give them to gay gorillas.
A Gorillas dick is about two inches.
Anal sex for Gorillas must be like shoving a stick of rhubarb into the channel tunnel.
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Post by Seth » Tue May 19, 2015 7:28 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Or give them one modelled on Seth's willy.
Careful, wouldn't want to risk permanent physical injury to the beasts by using a dildo that's far too large for them.
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