David Cameron denies waging 'war on Wales'

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-wales-32730238

David Cameron denies waging 'war on Wales'

David Cameron has denied waging a "war on Wales", saying he wants to deliver more devolution.
Speaking to BBC Wales, he admitted there were disagreements with the Labour First Minister Carwyn Jones, who he accused of cutting the NHS in Wales.
The prime minister said a bill offering more powers for Wales would be included in the Queen's Speech.
He also promised "fair funding" with the "expectation" that Wales would then hold a referendum on income tax powers.
Mr Cameron said it was right that the Welsh government should take responsibility for some of its funding.

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[Svartalf]

He's lying and everybody knows it.

[cronus]

He's lying and everybody knows it.

He's got the tanks lined up and ready to go. Finding something to shell is the hard part. It is Wales.

[DaveDodo007]

I blame Pappa, he is usually behind most of the trouble in this world.

[JimC]

I blame Pappa, he is usually behind most of the trouble in this world.

You pinched my line!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I have it on good authority that Pappa raped David Cameron.

[JimC]

...with a leek...

[cronus]

Cameron is behaving like Putin. Not a real war when the English are willingly doing it.

[piscator]

As long as you guys all use American weapons and ammo, we'll stay out of it.

[DaveDodo007]

As long as you guys all use American weapons and ammo, we'll stay out of it.

We're only allowed to kill Welshmen (not Welshwomen mind, how privilege is that) with a bow and arrow. This war is going to take forever as anybody who knows how to use a longbow is already dead.

[pErvinalia]

At least he's leaving the whales alone.

[piscator]

As long as you guys all use American weapons and ammo, we'll stay out of it.

We're only allowed to kill Welshmen (not Welshwomen mind, how privilege is that) with a bow and arrow. This war is going to take forever as anybody who knows how to use a longbow is already dead.

Far from it, there are many archers in the Frontiers. They've just become emasculated to the point they can no longer draw effective bows with their noodly and androgynous littlegirl arms. Plus the strings hurt their fingers. True story.

[pErvinalia]

And their hipster beards probably get caught in the bow.

[cronus]

I suggest cross-bows. They work like clockwork - no strength required. If the Americans can make us some since we don't do production here anymore.

[DaveDodo007]

I suggest cross-bows. They work like clockwork - no strength required. If the Americans can make us some since we don't do production here anymore.

Where is your sense of honour, the good men of England brave and true would not dignify such cowardly weapons. King Henry V would be spinning in his grave. Here is a cross bow which you will learn how to use in a couple of weeks and we don't even have to ban football so you will learn it. Lets not have any of that nonsense. After the victory we will need to sing songs in our honour.

This day is called the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day and comes safe home,
Will stand o' tiptoe when the day is named
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day, and live old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors
And say, “Tomorrow is Saint Crispian.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say, “These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.”

I mean Frenchies or Welshies what is the difference.