‘Sailors push beer bottle up sleeping friend’s bottom and penis-slap his face’
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‘Sailors push beer bottle up sleeping friend’s bottom and penis-slap his face’
Logistician Andrew Donaldson
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Hello sailor!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Salman Rushdie
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Ooooooooo! Rough trade!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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"What's that Petty Officer?"
"It's just the roll of the waves sailor."
"Christ. Feels more like a roll of carpet!"
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"It's just the roll of the waves sailor."
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Patriarchal arse-bandits!
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If it was his first time, it should have been champagne.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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people who do that are nobody's friends.
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After six months at sea with the same faces and no womenz, open to debate....Svartalf wrote:people who do that are nobody's friends.
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I hope it was a good quality beer (bottle).
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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A Heineken bottle up his arse? Absolutely horrific. A Heineken should never pass through anyone's lips, or any other orifice for that matter. Should've used a good English ale. Then at least the poor fellow could've woke up and said, "Oh dear, I've got that Old Peculier feeling."
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tattuchu wrote:A Heineken bottle up his arse? Absolutely horrific. A Heineken should never pass through anyone's lips, or any other orifice for that matter. Should've used a good English ale. Then at least the poor fellow could've woke up and said, "Oh dear, I've got that Old Peculier feeling."
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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I thought it was rum that traditionally preceded sodomy and the lash? 
You boys really have declined, haven't you?
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Hasn't been the same since they got rid of the press gangs.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Aye, but only if you were 'three sheets to the wind.'
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