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Freak Girl Born To Zoo Exhibit Family

Post by cronus » Sat May 02, 2015 11:40 am

Weighs a lot. No worries being born loaded, only drawback is the dysfunctional exhibit family. :coffee:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 02, 2015 11:49 am

The correct term is "filly", I believe.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat May 02, 2015 12:12 pm

I heard it's actually a lizard.
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Post by laklak » Sat May 02, 2015 2:47 pm

What name they saddling the poor little nit with?
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 03, 2015 5:44 am

laklak wrote:What name they saddling the poor little nit with?
It may be little, but it's richer than you or I will ever be.

Unless I get into power. Which is unlikely.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 03, 2015 10:33 am

They should call it Charlie. Princess Charlie.
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 03, 2015 12:31 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:They should call it Charlie. Princess Charlie.
I notice nobody has suggested Diana. Ha Ha !

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 06, 2015 2:55 pm

Looks like both MM and I were right. :)
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Post by laklak » Wed May 06, 2015 2:57 pm

My youngest is named Charlotte, she's now insisting on being called "Princess Charlie".

I said that to be a princess she needs a prince, so she can get rid of that useless slacker hipster asshole she's dating.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 06, 2015 2:58 pm

I had somehow foreguessed it would be charlotte... same as I knew the elder brother was going to be George... these folk are so predictable it's fearsome and disappointing.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 06, 2015 2:59 pm

laklak wrote:My youngest is named Charlotte, she's now insisting on being called "Princess Charlie".

I said that to be a princess she needs a prince, so she can get rid of that useless slacker hipster asshole she's dating.
I got Stuart blood in me, I can be her prince if she'll have a quinquagenarian...
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 06, 2015 3:05 pm

Lak's daughters are hot too! :drool:


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Post by laklak » Wed May 06, 2015 6:41 pm

We're Stuart of Appin, so you can definitely marry her. Got to keep it in the family.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu May 07, 2015 2:02 am

Don't know that branch, then again, my research ability was exhausted at discovering my ancestor was a Stewart (deviated from the royal line before James VI) all I know is that he was close enough kin and trusted enough to be in the presence of the Old Pretender fully armed (part of his job was to be some kind of bodyguard), but I'm glad to discover some distant kin.
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Re: Freak Girl Born To Zoo Exhibit Family

Post by Hermit » Thu May 07, 2015 2:46 am

Whenever I hear a mention of Kate Middleton, I get a vision of her sister, Pippa Topbottom.

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Unfortunately her body seems to be merely a redeeming feature. From what I have read she is a Sloan Ranger type socialite with a mindset to match.
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