The Universe is going flat...

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:35 am

The Music of the Spheres...
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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by jamest » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:49 pm

Does this mean that I've derailed Seth's thread?

I did owe him one.

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by Seth » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:01 pm

jamest wrote:Does this mean that I've derailed Seth's thread?

I did owe him one.
You're not that sharp...
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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by jamest » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:32 pm

Seth wrote:
jamest wrote:Does this mean that I've derailed Seth's thread?

I did owe him one.
You're not that sharp...
In my experience one doesn't have to be sharp at all to derail a thread. All sorts of buttheads have ruined my threads, over the years.

Anyway, given your failure to consider that the notion of an infinite bicycle is nonsensical, I would say that your edges seem rather rounded, squire.

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by piscator » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:17 am

jamest wrote:
Seth wrote:
jamest wrote:Does this mean that I've derailed Seth's thread?

I did owe him one.
You're not that sharp...
In my experience one doesn't have to be sharp at all to derail a thread. All sorts of buttheads have ruined my threads, over the years.

Anyway, given your failure to consider that the notion of an infinite bicycle is nonsensical, I would say that your edges seem rather rounded, squire.

You may be a fair judge of character, but I see you're still too much of a pussy to slay a worthy koan when you meet it on the road, to wit
piscator wrote:What is the sound of an infinite unicycle? Where does one pedal?

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by Seth » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:58 am

jamest wrote:
Seth wrote:
jamest wrote:Does this mean that I've derailed Seth's thread?

I did owe him one.
You're not that sharp...
In my experience one doesn't have to be sharp at all to derail a thread. All sorts of buttheads have ruined my threads, over the years.

Anyway, given your failure to consider that the notion of an infinite bicycle is nonsensical, I would say that your edges seem rather rounded, squire.
A) The "sharp" comment was a play on the "flat" music of the spheres comment, which you totally missed.

B) If infinity is infinite, then somewhere in the infinite is an infinite bicycle...and a room full of monkeys typing Shakespeare.

C) The whole frigging thread is a cosmically infinite joke, so lighten up.
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"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by laklak » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:25 am

We need a fuck off giant ass can

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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Universe is going flat...

Post by Seth » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:35 am

laklak wrote:We need a fuck off giant ass can

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It would have to be infinitely large, and therefore it would take an infinity to reinflate and seal the hole.
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