Seth, Was This You?

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Seth, Was This You?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:02 pm

You can tell us... :tea:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688
A man in the US city of Colorado Springs faces police action after becoming so frustrated with his computer that he took it outside and shot it eight times, police say.
"He was having technology problems, so he took it to the back alley and destroyed it," a police spokesman said.
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:06 am

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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by Seth » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:16 am

Nah. If I'd shot my computer (and I've been tempted to, but not since I switched to Mac) the po-po would never have known because I'd have used my silencer....


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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:45 am

I just tell mine I was taking it to a lovely data farm in the country where the electricity smells of strawberries. It knows what I mean.
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:50 am

Seth wrote:Nah. If I'd shot my computer (and I've been tempted to, but not since I switched to Mac) the po-po would never have known because I'd have used my silencer....


Ssssssssshhhhhhh!
Brian Peacock wrote:I just tell mine I was taking it to a lovely data farm in the country where the electricity smells of strawberries. It knows what I mean.
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Post by Collector1337 » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:24 am

Talk about nanny state nonsense. Unless you actually hurt someone/damaged their property, you should have a right to destroy your own stuff as you see fit.
Seth wrote:Nah. If I'd shot my computer (and I've been tempted to, but not since I switched to Mac) the po-po would never have known because I'd have used my silencer....
Sorry to break it to you Seth, but Macs are the shittiest computers ever made. They are frustratingly unintuitive and insanely over-priced.

A Mac costs TWICE the price, for HALF of the power. It's fucking asinine.

Tisk-tisk Seth. I'm disappointed. :nono: I would think with your technical knowledge of firearms, you would have no problem using an objectively superior PC, instead of some dumbed-down piece of shit.
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:27 am

Pistols at dawn! :shock:

(being a fellow MacMan, I'll be cheering Seth on...)
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:38 pm

JimC wrote:Pistols at dawn! :shock:

(being a fellow MacMan, I'll be cheering Seth on...)
Me too! He's the "good man with a gnu" in this scenario! :tea:
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Post by Scott1328 » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:41 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:I just tell mine I was taking it to a lovely data farm in the country where the electricity smells of strawberries. It knows what I mean.
I tell my mis-behaving consumer electronics to look at the flowers.
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by Seth » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:19 pm

Collector1337 wrote:Talk about nanny state nonsense. Unless you actually hurt someone/damaged their property, you should have a right to destroy your own stuff as you see fit.
I think the gist of the complaint was the discharge of a firearm within city limits in an unsafe manner. If he'd taken it out to a shooting range or even into the National Forest and blown the crap out of it (and then picked up the pieces) nobody would have cared. But even I will agree that pumping that many rounds into anything in an alley in an urban area is pretty alarming and ought not be allowed unless one is defending one's life.
Seth wrote:Nah. If I'd shot my computer (and I've been tempted to, but not since I switched to Mac) the po-po would never have known because I'd have used my silencer....
Sorry to break it to you Seth, but Macs are the shittiest computers ever made. They are frustratingly unintuitive and insanely over-priced.

A Mac costs TWICE the price, for HALF of the power. It's fucking asinine.
Sorry to break it to you, but Macs are the best computers made for what I need it for, and unlike my Windoze boxes, where the number of security and intrusion threats number in the millions nowadays, I've never once been compromised in more than 20 years of using Macs, and I don't have to buy aftermarket computer security software and pay through the nose every year to keep it updated because Apple includes a very comprehensive and effective firewall and anti-virus system that it updates for free, automatically.
Tisk-tisk Seth. I'm disappointed. :nono: I would think with your technical knowledge of firearms, you would have no problem using an objectively superior PC, instead of some dumbed-down piece of shit.
I'd rather have a "dumbed-down" (which it's not) system that's integrated and very intuitive and easy to use that works every fucking time without fail than spend days pulling my hair out trying to fix a registry error or recover from some worm or virus that Microsoft-in-the-head allowed in to my computer by leaving all 640000 fucking ports open to intrusion 24/7.

I open my computer and it simply works, first time, every time, whether I'm writing or I'm processing still photos or editing video or just surfing the web. I don't even have to think about registry edits or other bullshit that pcs put you through every day of the week.

My Mac Mini server was up and running continuously, without a single failure, for two years. I never had to do anything to it, ever. Updates were installed automatically and it ran flawlessly. I have never, ever had that experience with any Windoze box I've ever owned, ever. Usually I had to reboot twice a day or more before I returned to sanity and threw them all away and bought Macs.
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by Seth » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:20 pm

JimC wrote:Pistols at dawn! :shock:

(being a fellow MacMan, I'll be cheering Seth on...)
Pistols my ass. Sako TRG 42's at 1500 meters. I love a good snipe(er) hunt.

I'll go all Carlos Hathcock on his ass.
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:18 pm

Totally agree about what you said about Macs, Seth. I've had zero technical problems, and zero virus issues in all my years of using 'em. For me, that is definitely worth paying a few more bucks...
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Post by piscator » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:17 pm

JimC wrote:Totally agree about what you said about Macs, Seth. To my knowledge, I've had zero technical problems, and zero virus issues in all my years of using 'em. For me, that is definitely worth paying a few more bucks...
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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by klr » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:10 pm

Think you Mac folk don't have problems? Ignorance is bliss :Erasb:

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Re: Seth, Was This You?

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:59 pm

All I can say is that I have had no problems, meaning I will happily stick to my lovely Mac...
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