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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Apr 18, 2015 12:58 pm

Mysterious disease that kills patients within 24 hours leaves 17 dead in Nigeria
The disease, symptoms of which include headache, weight loss, blurred vision and loss of consciousness, killed the victims within 24 hours of their falling ill, a government spokesman in Nigeria said.
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Re: It's finally happening, Scump!!

Post by cronus » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:16 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/sci_t ... epox.shtml

I've been waiting for this one. It's a super fast super spreader with 100% lethality. (or something else and will burnout by next week). :read:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:39 pm

Well, the super fast 100% lethality might be its downfall. If these things are too successful at killing people, then they never get passed on.
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Post by cronus » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:02 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Well, the super fast 100% lethality might be its downfall. If these things are too successful at killing people, then they never get passed on.
The next generation will have no fears. :read:
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Yay, Scumple! Something even more dangerous than Ebola!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:34 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-32365830

"The disease - characterised by blurred vision, headache and loss of consciousness - killed the victims within 24 hours of falling ill."

Apart from the killing within 24 hours part, this sounds like a 9-pint bender! :biggrin:
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Re: Yay, Scumple! Something even more dangerous than Ebola!

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:46 pm

Merged these 2 threads...

Much like blending the genetic material from 2 viruses...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:51 pm

JimC wrote:Merged these 2 threads...

Much like blending the genetic material from 2 viruses...
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Re: Yay, Scumple! Something even more dangerous than Ebola!

Post by laklak » Sun Apr 19, 2015 2:04 am

If it wasn't for the headaches and death business you could sell the hell out of it to fat people. Lose weight in 24 hours!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Yay, Scumple! Something even more dangerous than Ebola!

Post by mistermack » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:15 am

laklak wrote:If it wasn't for the headaches and death business you could sell the hell out of it to fat people. Lose weight in 24 hours!
So long as you clearly state the side-effects, you should be ok.
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Re: Yay, Scumple! Something even more dangerous than Ebola!

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:05 pm

Merger sound. Producing plenty of new memetic material. :read:
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