How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by **rainbow** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:07 am

There was a Muslim woman who had a boy child.

When he was good she called him Sunni, when he was bad she called him a little Shiite.

Now you all know.

Post by **cronus** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:11 am

rainbow wrote:There was a Muslim woman who had a boy child.

When he was good she called him Sunni, when he was bad she called him a little Shiite.

Now you all know.

The little shiite been building nuclear bombs in the garage. Don't be surprised since smiling sunni already got two dozen stashed under his bed....

Post by **Svartalf** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:14 am

You mean Iran and pakstan?

Post by **cronus** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:15 am

Svartalf wrote:You mean Iran and pakstan?

You worked that out quick. You have a four star rating on the Knowledge. You need five to keep your head when it is in peril though....

Post by **JimC** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:42 am

A detailed examination of the dissected brain...

Post by **klr** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:31 pm

Not the best subject for a joke. ISIS/ISIL has killed Muslims who couldn’t recite certain prayers in a certain way, as that identified them as Shia instead of Sunni.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:24 am

thibboleth

Post by **cronus** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:59 am

Some folks will wage war over the right method to boil a egg. It is how they become popular enough to conquer entire societies that intrigues me.

Post by **laklak** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:24 pm

Never trust an eggist.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:27 pm

but a big ender or small ender?

Post by **laklak** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:40 pm

It's even more complicated than that. Boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, baked? White or brown? Small, medium, large, extra large, or jumbo? The mind reels.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:23 pm

The only good egg is a scrambled egg.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:03 pm

eggs are bad, leave them alone

Post by **rainbow** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:17 am

Svartalf wrote:eggs are bad, leave them alone

The fatwa has been issued.

Post by **Svartalf** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:32 am

rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:eggs are bad, leave them alone
The fatwa has been issued.

I didn't know I was officially a mullah... but if I have that kind of authority, I'd better throw it around.

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