Man dies having sex with a scarecrow

[cronus]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies- ... picks=true

Man dies having sex with a scarecrow which was wearing a six-inch strap-on penis

An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

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[mistermack]

‘There were no signs of violence

Shit, just as well.
That would be scary, if there were signs of violence.

It just goes to show, there is no such thing as safe sex.

[Brian Peacock]

Darwin award nominee.

[Svartalf]

If he died from cardiac arrest while orgasming, it's an Attila award he deserves.

[piscator]

Darwin award nominee.

The Steely Dan III from Yokohama Award

[Xamonas Chegwé]

If he died from cardiac arrest while orgasming, it's an Attila award he deserves.

That's a clear strawman argument.

[mistermack]

If he died from cardiac arrest while orgasming, it's an Attila award he deserves.

Can a dildo up the arse give you an orgasm? I didn't know scarecrows were such skillful lovers.

I'm off to see the crow-man.

[piscator]

Can a dildo up the arse give you an orgasm?

It can set you up for a criminal wrongdong charge in some jurisdicksons.