The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:32 am

It's all over. Guess who won? :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:26 am

And now for the one day series...
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:22 am

...followed by the Twenty20 thing. I heard it's quite popular.
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:59 am

Hermit wrote:...followed by the Twenty20 thing. I heard it's quite popular.
Not a fan of the Big Bash League, then? ;)
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:05 am

The 'Pomnishambles" is over, thankfully.
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by klr » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:12 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The 'Pomnishambles" is over, thankfully.
:coffeespray:

What would Malcolm Tucker say about the English performance I wonder? :thinks:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:16 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The 'Pomnishambles" is over, thankfully.
:coffeespray:

What would Malcolm Tucker say about the English performance I wonder? :thinks:
Who? ;)
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:16 am

Oz is 2 up already in the one day series. I suspect the Poms thought they had the second game one, reaching a very creditable 300, but, thanks to Faulkner, we chased the total down with 3 balls to spare...

Mind you, our top order batsmen have been very ordinary indeed...
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:05 pm

Fuck me! We winned one! :shock:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:13 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck me! We winned one! :shock:
Probably a clerical error.
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:14 pm

Much better batting performance by England, some fielding errors from us; a century from Finch couldn't save us, as he was the only Aussie batsman to look comfortable...
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Hermit » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:24 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck me! We winned one! :shock:
The things we had to do to get you to do that... Half the Australian A team was given leave for the duration. :levi:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by klr » Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:23 pm

England knocked out of the World Cup, Ireland still alive and kicking. It's just not cricket I tell you. :lol:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:48 pm

I can just imagine the savagery that will spew forth in the English dailies...
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by klr » Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:49 pm

JimC wrote:I can just imagine the savagery that will spew forth in the English dailies...
Even the broadsheets! The Times and The Telegraph have taken a very dim view of the matter. :mob:
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