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6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:41 am

...because he was too nice to strangers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31170169

Well, I guess the PTSD should take care of the niceness problem. Now all they need to do is cure the screaming and running away when anyone looks at him problem! :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:45 am

I think it's just as well this happened, before they went on to teach him road safety.
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:01 pm

What the fucking fuck? :what:

And look at this dude:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:30 pm

Yeah, Tat. He looks just the type that would volunteer to kidnap a 6 year-old and "teach him a lesson", doesn't he. :tea:
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Post by Hermit » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:05 pm

Yeah, man, for sure. Well known fact. You can tell crims by their faces. Them and poofters. Good guys you can't. For them to be recognised as such they have to wear white hats.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:03 pm

He certainly fits the stereotype.

If you were making a film, and wanted someone who looked like the kind of backward hillbilly who would do that kind of stuff, you wouldn't need to change anything on him.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:21 pm

Caution: Confirmation bias zone.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:00 pm

Hermit wrote:Caution: Confirmation bias zone.
You seem to be making the elementary logical mistake, of thinking that if I think that something applies in on direction, it must apply in reverse.
Just because I acknowledge that there is a stereotypical kind of image from films and tv of ignorant violent hillybilly hicks, it doesn't mean that I believe that all people who look like that are the same.

Hitler's favourite doctor lost most of his patients as the nazis rose to power, because people thought he looked too jewish, which he wasn't.

He then ended up being Hitler's favourite personal physician throughout the war.
Even Hitler knew the difference between a stereotype and real life.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:40 pm

Excuse me for interpreting "He certainly fits the stereotype." to mean "That's what hillbillies (stereo)typically look like." I guess that's the conclusion one comes to after watching too many episodes of The Beverley Hillbillies and simultaneously falling victim to confirmation bias.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:42 pm

Hermit wrote:Excuse me for interpreting "He certainly fits the stereotype." to mean "That's what hillbillies (stereo)typically look like." I guess that's the conclusion one comes to after watching too many episodes of The Beverley Hillbillies and simultaneously falling victim to confirmation bias.
There is a stereotype, and he fits it. In spades. To interpret that in reverse, as ''anyone who looks like that is a likely to be a child abusing hillbilly, is just basic faulty reasoning.
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Post by piscator » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:00 pm

That's not a hillbilly. That's a basement-dwelling neckbeard deviant aspie.

We'll see if the penal farm can penetrate his little world. :coffee:

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Post by Hermit » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:09 pm

Prison for rehabilitation and reform? Now, there's a novel idea. I was under the impression that prisons, particularly in the US, are primarily about punishment, revenge and, increasingly, profit.
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Post by piscator » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:03 am

It used to be all profit back when county farms could lease out prisoners to the railroad. Now it's make-work cleaning out culverts and picking up litter, unless there's a flood and they need some sandbagging.

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Post by laklak » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:31 am

Could be a hillbilly neckbeard deviant.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: 6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:12 am

Hillbilly neckbeard deviants? An interesting concept. I bet they can be recognised by their looks, and they look like the bloke on the left:

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