Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

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Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

Post by cronus » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:45 am

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... mayors-ear



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31104979

(continued, evidence of your latest doom....this years doom is stormy skies. You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Scumple Ground-hog. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.....)
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Re: Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:52 am

What didn't that Mayor have that he needed?
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Re: Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:02 am

That poor mayor. He's going to keep waking up, again and again and again, knowing that he's going to be bitten by a fucking groundhog in a few hours! :nono:
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Re: Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:16 am

Probably rabid...
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Re: Ground-hog Hints At Looming Nuclear Winter?

Post by mistermack » Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:33 pm

JimC wrote:Probably rabid...
He did sound American. Your probably right. :prof:
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