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by piscator » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:17 am
tattuchu wrote:Marmite. I like that. That would be an awesome name

My daughter's name is Copper, she could escape from Alcatraz since she was 16.

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by rainbow » Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:26 pm
In Africa we do not name people after food.
That is just wrong.
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by tattuchu » Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:34 pm
rainbow wrote:In Africa we do not name people after food.
That is just wrong.
Because people
are food, so naming them after food would just be redundant

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by klr » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:12 pm
Hmmm ... there's a Nigerian soccer player called Justice Christopher, so I guess those laws don't apply there.
I guess he spends a lot of time on the bench.

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by mistermack » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:24 pm
If your baby is a boy, and he is born with a really tiny penis, don't call him Justin.
Even though he'll probably be nicknamed it anyway.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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by klr » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:57 pm
I thought all baby boys had tiny penises ...
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by piscator » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:18 am
...Except me.
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by Hermit » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:34 am
Interesting revelation. A big prick from birth.
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by piscator » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:06 am
Yep
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by mistermack » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:15 pm
Hermit wrote:Interesting revelation. A big prick from birth.
Unlike your mother, who suddenly found she had two cunts.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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