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Post by piscator » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:20 am

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Animavore wrote:I had a feeling that part referred to above was bullshit. Too
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Enemy at the Gates.

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"Over 2100 meters", through the raghead's scope as he was laying prone taking up the creep from his shiite Eastern Bloc trigger assembly so he could gun down another American innocently erecting a friendship wall around Sadr City. :tut:
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Wasn't through the scope. I was waiting for them to rip off Carlos Hathcock, who actually did shoot a notorious Viet Cong sniper through his scope during the Vietnam war. He did hit him in the head though. Not likely, not with one shot at that range. That's .50 BMG territory.
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You'd rather pack a .338 Lapua...

And since the raghead was lying prone with with his eye to his scope...Jedi ChrisTex had to aim for the scope, the dime-sized spot between the eyes, or Haji's other eye. Considering the heat monkeys were probably jumpin' pretty strong midday in Baghdad, Kylenobi probably took the snap shot through the scope since it left a greater margin for error and, plus, Haji's reticle was likely visible, giving a smaller spot to aim for. I say that because ChrisTex Kylenobi was boxin' it up before the bullet arrived, and he didn't have to check himself. He knew.
Had he aimed between the eyes, the whole platoon would have had to cross town, take that highrise, and measured the distance from each eye to the bullet hole just to bust The Legend's balls if it was off-center.. That didn't happen, so...
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Unfortunately for this theory, and for the film, according to the layout of the nests, the raghead was at about a 45 degree angle to Kyle-san shooting at soldiers erecting a wall to Kyle's right, so the bullet should have entered the side of the jihadi-corpse's head and no flash from the scope would have been visible to Kyle at that angle.

All Eastwood had to do was avoid the impulse to make him a superhero and reduce the range to something reasonable under a thousand meters. I was able to hit a 1 inch wide stick of dynamite at 784 meters with my .338 Lapua Magnum, but it took me two shots to do it. I've made first-round hits out to about 1200 meters, but they were torso targets where any hit counts, not head shots. It's possible to make a 2100 meter first-round hit with a .338, but the hit probabilities are very, very low. Even the world-record sniper shot by a Canadian marksman using a .50BMG Barrett took two rounds.
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That Canadian thing was wind-aided. Plus, the Canuck had a spotter with electronics calling the shot on a perfect day to watch the big shockwave off the big ugly .50 bullet. MahaSepoy GurKyle used good ol Copenhagen instead of a faggetty spotter with a bunch of fancypants little doodads. Amarillo by mornin' (Boom) Up from San Antone (Boom)...Texas two-step rhythm helps too.

Moostaphaa had previously sensed a disturbance in the Dark Side, and had already engaged KhanGurka Chris and his helpless Team with incredibly precise fire from the other highest point in the City. You may have been digging for popcorn.

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You guys and your itchy trigger fingers... :nono:
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BANG!
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Always give a warning before you pull the trigger...unless you shouldn't...safety first!
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:00 am

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Enjoyable enough and very Irish comedy-horror which somehow manages to have shades of both Tremors and Gremlins.
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Post by Animavore » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:40 pm

Is it too early to name my favourite film this year?



Sci-fi fans should love this one about a company employee in the equivalent of Google who ends up winning a lottery to spend a week with the eccentric owner of the company. Upon arrival he finds out it is all a ruse and he's been selected to engage with the stunning robot, Eva, and see if she passes the Turing test for consciousness.

It touches on and dramatises many of the philosophical arguments about AI and the morality of creating conscious robots which you may already be aware of. There's plenty of irony, humour and paradox and wonderful cinematography which contrasts a sterile lab environment with the natural beauty of the Rockies.

It's also a very warm and touching movie with great performances from the whole cast.

If I only have one complaint it's that, don't read this is you haven't seen it,
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should've ended when the elevator doors closed for more impact instead of spelling out and overstating what just happened in the last couple of minutes after that.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:09 pm

Doesn't come out here until April :sulk:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Animavore » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:37 pm

I saw it in the cinema today. I forgot to mention the score. Such feels.
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Post by Seth » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:34 am

Animavore wrote:Image

Enjoyable enough and very Irish comedy-horror which somehow manages to have shades of both Tremors and Gremlins.
Looks like a visualization of Irish DTs. No pink elephants there...
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Post by Seth » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:36 am

Animavore wrote:Is it too early to name my favourite film this year?



Sci-fi fans should love this one about a company employee in the equivalent of Google who ends up winning a lottery to spend a week with the eccentric owner of the company. Upon arrival he finds out it is all a ruse and he's been selected to engage with the stunning robot, Eva, and see if she passes the Turing test for consciousness.

It touches on and dramatises many of the philosophical arguments about AI and the morality of creating conscious robots which you may already be aware of. There's plenty of irony, humour and paradox and wonderful cinematography which contrasts a sterile lab environment with the natural beauty of the Rockies.

It's also a very warm and touching movie with great performances from the whole cast.

If I only have one complaint it's that, don't read this is you haven't seen it,
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
should've ended when the elevator doors closed for more impact instead of spelling out and overstating what just happened in the last couple of minutes after that.
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Post by Animavore » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:49 am

Did I mention the nudity? I feel like I should mention the nudity.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:16 am

I feel I should see this movie, post haste!
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Post by rachelbean » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:14 pm

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Animavore wrote:Is it too early to name my favourite film this year?



Sci-fi fans should love this one about a company employee in the equivalent of Google who ends up winning a lottery to spend a week with the eccentric owner of the company. Upon arrival he finds out it is all a ruse and he's been selected to engage with the stunning robot, Eva, and see if she passes the Turing test for consciousness.

It touches on and dramatises many of the philosophical arguments about AI and the morality of creating conscious robots which you may already be aware of. There's plenty of irony, humour and paradox and wonderful cinematography which contrasts a sterile lab environment with the natural beauty of the Rockies.

It's also a very warm and touching movie with great performances from the whole cast.

If I only have one complaint it's that, don't read this is you haven't seen it,
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should've ended when the elevator doors closed for more impact instead of spelling out and overstating what just happened in the last couple of minutes after that.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:21 am

Do you have machine gun jubblies?
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So British. Tatts will love it.
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:20 pm

Hmm :ask:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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