'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by Tero » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:54 pm

If you have a copy of the Fargo movie these two girls do some fast pogo stick riding there in the sex scene. It is not on Youtube but these are the girls

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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:21 pm

klr wrote:
mistermack wrote:I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.
You make them sound like pet dogs. :lol:

And are you speaking from experience? :tea:
Well, I know that if you can get them to beg, you are doing something right.
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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:37 pm

When Thatcher was on top, we nearly invaded Argentina.

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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by laklak » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:39 pm

klr wrote:
mistermack wrote:I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.
You make them sound like pet dogs. :lol:

And are you speaking from experience? :tea:
The big difference is you can drop a dog off at the pound without giving them half of everything you own. Plus you can euthanize them.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by klr » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:26 pm

laklak wrote:
klr wrote:
mistermack wrote:I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.
You make them sound like pet dogs. :lol:

And are you speaking from experience? :tea:
The big difference is you can drop a dog off at the pound without giving them half of everything you own. Plus you can euthanize them.
Yes, and dogs can be trained to bring you your slippers. What more does a man need?
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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by laklak » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:25 pm

I've never met a woman who would like my balls just because I smeared peanut butter on them. A dog, however....
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: 'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:08 am

laklak wrote:I've never met a woman who would like my balls just because I smeared peanut butter on them. A dog, however....
I vaguely remember some true life incident, where a man got so drunk he became unconscious, and when he came to, the dog had eaten his balls.

Can't remember any details, but I think it was a genuine event.
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