They must be extinct, in all but name?
What a shame. Imagine that there were only five humans left on the planet?
Because the rhinos were killing us for our noses.
That's actually what we have done.
Don't it make you feel proud to be human?
Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
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Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Not til we finish the job... 
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
They are officially fucked then, having long since passed the point of inbreeding depression. Better store their genes or something ...
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Let evolution be. They are obviously not fit to survive, so like the dinosaurs and the passenger pigeon they will pass into history and we'll look at their stuffed carcasses in museums...and something else will take their place in the ecosystem.
That's how this whole Darwin thing works, you see.
That's how this whole Darwin thing works, you see.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
If they'd had guns...
Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Guns and monocles.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
You have no idea how much I wish I could draw right now.Clinton Huxley wrote:Guns and monocles.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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You can't be worse than me.trdsf wrote:You have no idea how much I wish I could draw right now.Clinton Huxley wrote:Guns and monocles.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
And if I try to prove otherwise, nobody wins.Clinton Huxley wrote:You can't be worse than me.trdsf wrote:You have no idea how much I wish I could draw right now.Clinton Huxley wrote:Guns and monocles.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Bit late for that, if they've only got five left.klr wrote:They are officially fucked then, having long since passed the point of inbreeding depression. Better store their genes or something ...
I can't believe that the labs of the world didn't do something about storing their genes before they got down to just five. And those five are probably related anyway.
What the fuck are the WWF for? Just so that the British royal family can ponce about, eating swan and pretending that they do something.
If Prince Philip had actually got off his arse, and wanked a Rhino, he might actually have been worth something.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Why not alter the genes of the normal Rhino so they are white? or use bleach even? how would anyone tell the difference?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Evolution: one step backwards, two steps forwards.
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
What do they taste like?
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Vile. Covington, Swann and I ate hundreds during that unfortunate gold mine business. It was either them or some ghastly canned quail Covington had brought with him.Faithfree wrote:What do they taste like?
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