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Christian retard says retarded things

Post by tattuchu » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:39 pm

...as Christian retards often do...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/2 ... weird-news
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

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Re: Christian retard says retarded things

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:59 pm

She should have given up yoga pants because yoga derives from those evil, pagan hindus...
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Post by klr » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:01 pm

I stopped reading after the headline. She doesn't deserve any more of my attention.

And yes, she's a retard.
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Re: Christian retard says retarded things

Post by Hermit » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:10 am

Lustful thoughts by hubby... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's sinful!

Must have been a slow news day for Huffpo.

And this is the ad splitting the body of the article on my screen:

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Post by AvtomatKalashnikova » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:10 am

Is not nice to retard, compare to Christian... :?

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Post by Collector1337 » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:25 am

I once had a random conversation with a female colleague about yoga pants and she said they are just really comfortable.

I said I didn't mind girls wearing them in a least bit.

She said she honestly had no idea it gave guys an excuse to look at their asses, despite their obvious tightness. I laughed.

The wearing of yoga pants still continued.
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Post by Seth » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:34 am

Collector1337 wrote:I once had a random conversation with a female colleague about yoga pants and she said they are just really comfortable.

I said I didn't mind girls wearing them in a least bit.

She said she honestly had no idea it gave guys an excuse to look at their asses, despite their obvious tightness. I laughed.

The wearing of yoga pants still continued.
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Bags. Big, black, shapeless bags that cover them from head to toe.

Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Post by laklak » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:14 am

This is from her website.



Not too shabby, eh? I'd certainly be scoping her ass if she walked by.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:20 am

She's a bit skinny and lacks a head, however, she appears to be carrying lunch, so i could let that slide. :tea:
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Re: Christian retard says retarded things

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:48 am

If her pants choice inspire just one lustful thought in a man it's her moral obligation to wear a burka so that them fellas won't burn in hell. Good for her I say. At leadt she has the courage to live by her convictions.
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Re: Christian retard says retarded things

Post by Collector1337 » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:58 am

If she cares so much, she better stop wearing skinny jeans too.
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Re: Christian retard says retarded things

Post by tattuchu » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:16 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:She's a bit skinny and lacks a head, however, she appears to be carrying lunch, so i could let that slide. :tea:
:hehe:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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