Hard working families

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Re: Hard working families

Post by piscator » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:15 pm

AvtomatKalashnikova wrote:
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piscator wrote:If one of my employees shows too much ambition, I'll cut him down at the knees.
If employee is truly ambition, maybe has aleady launched plan for cutting your knees first! :{D

I wouldn't hire anyone I even suspect is capable of that.
Maybe should gather resume from mister jonno, is seem correct level of meek....

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Re: Hard working families

Post by mistermack » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:50 pm

In this country, hard working families all send their children to Eton, and then buy them degrees from Oxford or Cambridge.

You can hardly call people who went to lesser universities hard working. They are just lazy cunts.
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Re: Hard working families

Post by laklak » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:53 pm

I certainly appreciate hard working folks, particularly if I'm paying them. I know it gets hot as hell up on that roof, but keep sloshing that tar till quitting time, then I'll buy you a cold one. I'm not very good at hard graft, I'm more the supervisory type. And like the song says, I'm pretty good at drinking beer.
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Re: Hard working families

Post by mistermack » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:26 pm

Sloshing tar about isn't hard work. What have they got to worry about?

When you've got millions in the bank, and you have to start dodging tax. That's when the hard work starts.
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Re: Hard working families

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:05 pm

In Oz, we call 'em little Aussie battlers...
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Re: Hard working families

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:09 am

I work bloody hard at not wigging out and murdering you all.
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Re: Hard working families

Post by laklak » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:04 am

I'll admit, tamping down those homicidal impulses ain't easy sometimes. Have you tried wanking?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:40 am

If I wank too much I'll get a sore cock, and then I'll get more angry at you all.
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Re: Hard working families

Post by piscator » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:48 am

Just don't get butthurt while you're at it, mate.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:56 am

You calling me a poofta, mate?!
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Re: Hard working families

Post by piscator » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:02 am

Are you from Nantucket?

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I'm from Straya, cunt1
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Re: Hard working families

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Re: Hard working families

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:51 pm

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