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Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
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Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
What did this man have that he didn't need?
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Re: Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
He was a minority, clearly he needed shooting.
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I hate when I shoot myself in the elevator. It's always so awkward when I go to the doctor and the doctor says, "Now show me where you got shot." And I have to say, "The elevator. It's a couple blocks away. I can bring you 'round there if you like." 
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It was a justifiable shooting.
The black man had a gun.
The black man had a gun.
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Re: Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
He matched the description, and drew first.
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Re: Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
Perhaps discharge of pistol could have been avoided if playing with dick in hand instead of gun. Safe carry of pistol not difficult, if managing to discharge gun when not intended, is nobody to blame but self.
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I shoot nothing but blanks, so it couldn't have happened to me.
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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We call them lifts over here...
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In America, is call them pigs!JimC wrote:We call them lifts over here...
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Re: Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in Elevator
Apparently even cops don't need guns anymore.
He was clearly fumbling around with it like an idiot.
User error. Nothing more.
He was clearly fumbling around with it like an idiot.
User error. Nothing more.
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Always when I shoot in the elevator itmakes a big bang and my ears ring a lot. I try to avoid it and use bow and arrow.
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Nononononono. This is how you walk through a door:
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