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tattuchu
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by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:40 pm
Hooray for guns!
At Walmart no less
(Reuters) - A woman was shot and killed at a Walmart store in northern Idaho on Tuesday and local media reported that the gun went off when her toddler pulled a handgun from her purse and discharged it accidentally.
More:
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-shot-killed ... 13892.htmlPeople think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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cronus
- Black Market Analyst
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by cronus » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:45 pm
You see a toddler running towards you these days prepare a kick shot into the air. It is the only way to be sure.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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JimC
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by JimC » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:07 pm
Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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pErvinalia
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by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:15 am
Natural selection doing a good job.
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laklak
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by laklak » Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:55 am
Stupid cunt. Better off without her.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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