Could James Bond be black?

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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:52 pm

If you can have a black Barbie, you can have a black Bond.

It's not important. I don't think the guy is racist. He just has a fixed idea of the character being of a certain identity, which is white.
Which is true. But you can change it to a black character. It's no more important than a black Barbie.
Unless you are a sad individual who thinks that it IS important.

But thinking it's important that the character stays as it was isn't racist. It's just sad and petty.
James Bond books and films are for children. When I was a kid, I could read it and watch it.
Now I find it juvenile stuff. I don't give a fuck who plays Bond.

Maybe they could use Elba, and whiten him up with makeup. See, there's always a commonsense answer !!!
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:15 pm

rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.
I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by laklak » Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:29 pm

tattuchu wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Even Clive Owen or Gerard Butler. Definitely Butler. But I think Fassbender would probably be the best Bond ever.
No. Rowan Atkinson should be Bond. I'm not even joking. He'd be fucking brilliant.
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:40 pm

I would pick Sacha Baron-Cohen.

But he probably wouldn't take it. He's more than rich enough already.

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Post by MrJonno » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:46 pm

When he is a bit older I could see Daniel Radcliffe playing him. He's a damn good actor
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by Pappa » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:45 pm

tattuchu wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.
I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.
Rowan Atkinson already did Bond, Johnny English.

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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by cronus » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:22 pm

I'd like James Bond killed off. He is a relic of nasty century and should carry no weight with the civilizing forces of this new one. Bond needs a accident not a change of skin tone. :read:
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:29 pm

Of course, you can't rule out Robert Webb. And David Mitchell as a baddie. Ready made cast :

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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:27 pm

Pappa wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.
I agree with everything you just said. He definitely has presence and charisma. He comes across as someone strong in both body and mind. Very charming. Very confident. Not someone you'd want to mess with at all. Definitely would be a great Bond. I still like my idea of Rowan Atkinson better, though.
Rowan Atkinson already did Bond, Johnny English.
Oh shit. I know he'd done Dr. Who but I had know idea he'd done Bond. Fudge :sulk:
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:59 pm

Scumple wrote:I'd like James Bond killed off. He is a relic of nasty century and should carry no weight with the civilizing forces of this new one. Bond needs a accident not a change of skin tone. :read:
You're just scared he'll track down the super-villain that's responsible for Ebola! :tea:
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:11 pm

As long as he still drinks martinis, he can be purple with green spots!
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:35 am

rachelbean wrote:Also, Fassbender is German, raised in Ireland. Elba is from London. They both do accents well, but saying Fassbender has the accent makes no sense...
Ah, I didn't realise that. Well he can do the British accent well. I've got nothing against Elba, he's a good actor. But he's not what I would consider James Bond material. But I didn't think Daniel Craig was either. So it shows how much I know..
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