Could James Bond be black?

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Could James Bond be black?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:59 am

Not according to Rush Limbaugh.

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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:45 am

What will Limbaugh get enraged about next? That some depictions of the first Christian make him look too Jewish?

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:49 am

Seems like a strange pick, not because of his colour, but because he usually plays pretty rough characters from the movies I've seen him in. Honestly, someone like Wesley Snipes would be better than him. Of course, I'll probably be proved wrong. He's a good actor regardless, so it could work.
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Re: Could James Bond be black?

Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:20 am

I understand the point he's making but I don't see a black Bond as a big deal at all. And Elba certainly has enough charisma to pull off the role. To see a true example of bastardizing a character, look no further than Elba cast as Heimdall, a black Norse god :ddpan: Also, in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, Johnny Storm, Sue Storm's brother, is going to be played by a black actor, a brothah :ddpan:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:24 am

instead of making a controversial pick for publicity sakes, they should just get Fassbender or that other dude who's name I've forgotten. Either of those guys would make excellent Bond's, particlularly Fassbender.
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:25 am

rEvolutionist wrote:instead of making a controversial pick for publicity sakes, they should just get Fassbender or that other dude who's name I've forgotten. Either of those guys would make excellent Bond's, particlularly Fassbender.
You mean Cumberbatch? Naw. Too gay.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:26 am

Nah, fuck cumbersnatch. He annoys the shit out of me. I'm thinking of Mark whatshisname. Hang on, I'll google him.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:29 am

Mark Strong. Although, they might need to give him some more hair. Can't have James bald.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:30 am

Even Clive Owen or Gerard Butler. Definitely Butler. But I think Fassbender would probably be the best Bond ever.
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:42 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Even Clive Owen or Gerard Butler. Definitely Butler. But I think Fassbender would probably be the best Bond ever.
No. Rowan Atkinson should be Bond. I'm not even joking. He'd be fucking brilliant.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:52 am

Bring back Peter Sellers. He was the best honkey James Bond ever.
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:12 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Even Clive Owen or Gerard Butler. Definitely Butler. But I think Fassbender would probably be the best Bond ever.
Idris Elba would be better than all of those guys. He would be a great Bond.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:52 pm

Why? He's rough as guts. Fassbender has the look, the suave and the accent.
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:02 pm

Idris Elba is far from rough. Even as Stringer Bell he was as smooth as could be. He's incredibly hot, and oozes charisma, and he comes across as someone with brains and street smarts in many of his roles (when he's not playing a god) so I can just easily see him sliding into the part.

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Post by rachelbean » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:05 pm

Also, Fassbender is German, raised in Ireland. Elba is from London. They both do accents well, but saying Fassbender has the accent makes no sense...

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