Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by cronus » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:55 pm

Damage is done now. Dogs will be marrying people next. :read:
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Very few cats, naturally.

Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:11 am

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Cats are Evil made flesh and will all go to hell.






Very few cats, naturally.

Cats are evil.

I said dogs.

Cat lovers?

To the back of the bus.
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by klr » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:14 am

"Publish and be damned".

So while His Holiness is infallible, journalists (and their sub-editors) clearly aren't.
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Now I have to like cats, too?

Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:15 am

Scumple wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:What about cats?
Cats are Evil made flesh and will all go to hell.
Cats can be thrown from a twelfth storey window and come to no harm, that's not a creature of flesh. :read:




Yikes.

Now I have to like cats, too?

Kidding. I love cats.

All the animals, "that make you feel comfortable?" Always will.

In Heaven, too.
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:44 pm

The man's barking mad.

Certainly gives one paws for thought.







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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:46 pm

Walkies, Francis, walkies...
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by laklak » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:49 pm

What about budgies, then? I want to see my budgie again. And frogs, I like frogs.

E coli? Ebola virus?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:51 pm

All the fucking flies and mosquitoes I slaughtered over the years are gonna be resurrected and after my blood in heaven!

Hell, here I come!
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by laklak » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:54 pm

I pick wherever Justin Bieber isn't.
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Re: Pope Allows Dogs Into Heavan

Post by klr » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:44 pm

JimC wrote:All the fucking flies and mosquitoes I slaughtered over the years are gonna be resurrected and after my blood in heaven!

Hell, here I come!
The veteran BBC golf commentator Peter Alliss tells of his granddaughter slamming flies into the next life, screaming "Go to Jesus!" as she dispatched them.

And what happens when dogs meet cats in the hereafter? Or birds meet the cat that killed them?
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