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by cronus » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:05 am
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by laklak » Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:30 pm
I'm sure he has stinky breath. Probably a hairy ballsack, too. No wonder Katy Perry stopped fucking him.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by cronus » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:00 pm
laklak wrote:I'm sure he has stinky breath. Probably a hairy ballsack, too. No wonder Katy Perry stopped fucking him.
Do I detect a whiff of jealousy?

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by laklak » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:01 pm
Moi? Perish the thought. Just because I'd crawl across a half mile of broken glass to sniff Katy's used undergarments doesn't mean I'm jealous of that stinky, hairy-balled nitwit.
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by klr » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:05 pm
I lost all interest after reading the words "Russell Brand" ...
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by Hermit » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:16 am
klr wrote:I lost all interest after reading the words "Russell Brand" ...
Same here. His ego the size of a Zeppelin and vanity of a Peacock would be bearable if he didn't also relentlessly spout all this rubbish, especially the new-agey shit. It took me watching maybe three Utube clips to give up on the oh-so-certain-about-everything wanker. I could not watch any of them to the end. Whenever he started waffling on about the inner self or some such it was >close tab< time.
In the end he joined P.Z.Myers and Sam Harris on my list of people to skim past.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:18 am
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by Hermit » Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:33 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Parklife
Britpop? Sounds (oops) about right.
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by cronus » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:21 am
Russell Brand is a useful idiot. If he can rouse the mob then he's done his job. No time for him personally myself, he's the sort you want around you in a real revolution, as forward troops (expendable).

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by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:13 am
I haven't read that much of his stuff, but he appears to be pretty smart and is a great orator. The reality is that we need movie stars and celebrities to lead the charge. They are the only people that the sheep are willing to listen to other than the Murdoch media.
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