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Another Takes The Big One For Cricket

Post by cronus » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:55 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-30260842

Israeli cricket umpire killed by ball

An umpire at a cricket match in the Israeli city of Ashdod has died after being hit by a ball, reports say.

Witnesses say a fast delivery by the bowler came off the batsman's bat, striking the wicket and then the man.

The incident comes just two days after Australian batsman Phillip Hughes died of a head injury caused by being struck by a ball at a match in Sydney.

Umpires in cricket, unlike some players, do not wear helmets but such incidents are extremely rare.

An umpire at a match in Wales died five years ago after a ball thrown by a fielder hit him on the head.

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Post by Seth » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:33 pm

Well, very obviously Cricket balls must be banned and all Cricket bats registered immediately. They are, after all, clearly deadly weapons.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:44 pm

Seth wrote:Well, very obviously Cricket balls must be banned and all Cricket bats registered immediately. They are, after all, clearly deadly weapons.
If only the umpire had had a ball of his own to defend himself with! :tea:
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Post by cronus » Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:45 pm

Seth wrote:Well, very obviously Cricket balls must be banned and all Cricket bats registered immediately. They are, after all, clearly deadly weapons.
Cricket is like your rounders but for men.... :coffee:
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Post by piscator » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:53 pm

WTF are "Rounders"?

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piscator wrote:WTF are "Rounders"?
It's a poker film with Matt Damon and John Malkovitch. Pretty good. :tup:
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Post by JimC » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:14 pm

piscator wrote:WTF are "Rounders"?
Another name for Softball, I think...
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Re: Another Takes The Big One For Cricket

Post by klr » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:15 pm

They play cricket in Israel? :shock:

Anyway, one shouldn't make light of this. :ddpan:

BTW, there was an athletics official killed in Germany in 2012 when he was struck by a javelin:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-spor ... -accident/

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Post by Seth » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:01 am

klr wrote:They play cricket in Israel? :shock:

Anyway, one shouldn't make light of this. :ddpan:

BTW, there was an athletics official killed in Germany in 2012 when he was struck by a javelin:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-spor ... -accident/

Now, make fun of that one Seth.
Um...it's imprudent to stand downrange of any projectile weapon. Killing people is, after all, what javelins were invented for. I wonder if the thrower got extra points for verisimilitude.
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Re: Another Takes The Big One For Cricket

Post by klr » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:02 am

Seth wrote:
klr wrote:They play cricket in Israel? :shock:

Anyway, one shouldn't make light of this. :ddpan:

BTW, there was an athletics official killed in Germany in 2012 when he was struck by a javelin:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-spor ... -accident/

Now, make fun of that one Seth.
Um...it's imprudent to stand downrange of any projectile weapon. Killing people is, after all, what javelins were invented for. I wonder if the thrower got extra points for verisimilitude.
No, the thrower - who was a teenager - is probably still in counselling.
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Re: Another Takes The Big One For Cricket

Post by mistermack » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:44 am

What an undignified entrance and exit.
Dick slashed by a rabbi on the way in, and bashed on the head by a cricket ball on the way out.
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