Mark of the Beast

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:41 pm

Both my eyes looked like the red one a couple of weeks ago.
Nearly better now.

I have been told that I have a heart of stone. I actually have a heart of gold, but I keep that a secret, in case someone decides that they could melt it down, and make a charm bracelet out of it.
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by piscator » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:45 pm

And that was the day Jim realized his Mod powers only apply in certain venues...

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:06 pm

That was what Jim looked like the one time he couldn't ignore my rule violations and had to give me a warning.. :biggrin:
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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by piscator » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:08 am

Something had him all busted up... :what?:


I know a guy who got in a flat spin he barely recovered from while skydiving. Both his eyes looked like Jim's red one, and his face and ankles were contused to hell and back from the Gs.
But he didn't auger in, so a little bit of brain damage, some tinitus and a tendency for red veins in his cheeks, and a big bunch of insurance deductibles was all he had to trade for the great story he gets to tell about not remembering much about it. :{D

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Re: Mark of the Beast

Post by mistermack » Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:03 pm

Bugger that. I thought it was landing that was the dangerous part. Serves him right for being propeller shaped.

I think I'll give it a miss.
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