MUSLIMZ DISKOVERD AMERKA BEFOR KOLUMBOZ!1!

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MUSLIMZ DISKOVERD AMERKA BEFOR KOLUMBOZ!1!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:23 am

...claims batshit crazy Turkish PM. Seriously, dude. Seriously? :airwank:

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:53 am

What the hell happened to Turkey?? They used to be somewhat sane.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:00 am

rEvolutionist wrote:What the hell happened to Turkey?? They used to be somewhat sane.
The pigshit stupid, uneducated, rural peasants outnumber the cosmopolitan educated, urbanites. So they vote for the dickhead their religious leaders tell them to. Just like America when the republicans get in! :tea:
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Post by cronus » Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:53 am

Muslims got numbers on their side here, evidence might consist of a sunken ship rather a mosque though? In that early time they were far more advanced, scientifically, and it'd be interesting to see if one their boats of that era would have found a crossing of the Atlantic easier? Did seem more streamlined than the castles on water we had. It's like us British were first on the moon having invented time travel, upsets the apple-cart of accepted history but who knows? Could be?
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:17 am

Damn, erdogan hass been replaced by even worse now that he's prez
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:19 am

I discovered France.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:58 am

and were repulsed by a rude café waiter.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:04 am

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Post by rainbow » Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:14 am

Svartalf wrote:and were repulsed by a rude café waiter.
I find that hard to believe. The French people are generally very nice, except for eating extremely smelly cheese.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:20 pm

rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:and were repulsed by a rude café waiter.
I find that hard to believe. The French people are generally very nice, except for eating extremely smelly cheese.
We are less nice to those who don't speak French
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:57 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I discovered France.
Put it back where you found it and we'll say no more about it.
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Post by klr » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:42 am

Someone should tap the Turks on the shoulder and point out that entry to the EU is in the other direction.
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Post by JimC » Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:40 am

Knowing the Turks, they probably entered Merka by the back door...
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Post by Blind groper » Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:04 am

Well, we can try for the record. All sorts of people discovered America. The Irish. The Vikings. The Polynesians. Columbus. The Turks. Little Grey Men in UFO's. And we should not forget the Native Americans who came from Siberia about 14,000 years ago.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:22 pm

Don't forget the Romans, the Carthaginians, and Scott Wolter's favorites, the Knights Templar.

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