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The last tiger in Paris

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:53 pm

The huge predator is roaming the outskirts of Paris.

Experts put the size at 175 pounds, a young one but easily big enough to kill the biggest man.

Later, another expert said it was a lynx, which puts the size at more like fifty pounds.

The photo that a member of the public took, looks much like a pussy cat. Whatever the French is for that :

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And it's paw prints are very pussycat sized, and nothing like tiger sized, and they were left in a suspiciously convenient fresh bit of earth, that looks like someone just dropped it there today :

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It may seem far-fetched, but it looks a bit like a set-up.
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by laklak » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:07 pm

Pass the butter...
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:15 pm

Also, with cats having retractable claws, those prints are probably not cat prints at all.
More dog-like, I would have thought.
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by Svartalf » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:25 pm

Last news is it might just be some largeish feline, but not a tiger... on the order of 30 kg, no bigger.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:27 pm

The last tiger in Paris was German, wonder where this one is from.....
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by laklak » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:58 pm

Panthers and Tigers and Wehrmacht, oh my.
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:45 pm

It's just come on the news, in a newsflash.

France has surrendered.

Just in case.
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:57 pm

It'll be leopards if Hollande catches Merkel in a bad mood.

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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by cronus » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:41 pm

Tigers released again. And the French were so convinced the Germans could be trusted. :nono:
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by JimC » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:10 pm

In the last ice age, there was probably taiga in Paris...
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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by klr » Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:05 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:The last tiger in Paris was German, wonder where this one is from.....
No, this was the last Tiger ...

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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by mistermack » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:34 pm

Well, the people of Paris can sleep easy in their beds again. It seems the authorities have decided it was a pussy cat. Amazing.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-11-1 ... a-cat.html

I don't know what "experts" they got to analyse the tracks. Some stupid fuck who hasn't got a clue, by the look of things, as they discounted a tiger, but said it was a smaller cat of fifty pounds or more.

Just one minute on google would have found them this :



which clearly shows it's a dog or fox print, not any kind of cat at all.

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Re: The last tiger in Paris

Post by tattuchu » Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:29 pm

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