Russo-Swedish War

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Russo-Swedish War

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:51 am

Who knew this would be the way the world ends? Submarines full of Russian midgets blockading the Swedish coast, Swedish Super Trouper's put on high levels of alert. The world will end with a platinum-selling vocal harmony rather than with a bang...


On a slightly less flippant note, I see Sweden is planning to increase its defence budget so it can buy things like......helicopters for detecting submarines. Might come in handy.
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Re: Russo-Swedish War

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:51 pm

They should just buy one million sea mines and surround their coastline with them. That'll fuck the Ruskis!
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Re: Russo-Swedish War

Post by MiM » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:02 pm

Not half as badly as it will fuck a million sailing Swedes
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Re: Russo-Swedish War

Post by klr » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:59 pm

The Swedes are threatening to use force. I'll bet the Russians are worried. :nervous:
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Re: Russo-Swedish War

Post by Tero » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:20 pm

That Swedish Super Power. That last ruled a few Germanic areas in the early 1700s.

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Re: Russo-Swedish War

Post by klr » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:38 pm

The Swedish navy hasn't been a player since the Vasa sank on her maiden voyage in 1628:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_%28ship%29
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