Couple hospitalised after sex in the sea left them stuck

[laklak]

Color me skeptical. I'd get the little bastard out of there one way or another. Hand me the tire iron and the WD40, babe.

[JimC]

As long as it's not a case of vagina dentata...

[piscator]

Color me skeptical. I'd get the little bastard out of there one way or another. Hand me the tire iron and the WD40, babe.

My crew was using a Cobra to set a brass cap in a boulder while I was in the truck catching up the field book and enjoying some nice espresso and biscotti. I got sufficiently ahead to keep up a good pace for the rest of the day. Then between answering texts and emails, I noticed the Cobra wasn't running and the lads were fetching sledges and digging irons from the back of the truck, they appeared to be even dirtier and sweatier than usual, and their jaws were set grimly.
I answered a couple more emails. Then, even though they were 30 feet away, I got on the radio and asked why I was hearing all this slow hammering noise when I had graciously provided an 86-lb Cobra for just that sort of thing?
"The bit's stuck."
"What?"
"I said, the Drill Bit Is STUCK. It won't come out of the hole."
"Well, get it loose and get this monument set. If we're not up in time, it's gonna stop 5 other crews."

A few minutes go by. Lots of banging. The squelch breaks. "Ah...you need to come look at this."

The lads had removed the drill, and the star bit was wedged to the hilt, as fine rock dust cuttings had vibrated down in the hole so tightly it may as well have been the original rock. The boys were steaming and blowing like horses, banging on a 1" carbide steel star bit with a ten pound maul for any length of time is just too damn much for most men.

"You guys want to know why I sit in the truck with a cup of coffee and a field book, and you're out here busting ass setting monuments? Hold this field book, give me that hammer and give me some room."
Then I poured the last 2 ounces of my coffee around the bit, tapped the bit lightly with the hammer, reached down and pulled the bit out of the hole. "Here's your hammer. I'll take that book back now. We have less than 10 minutes to grout that monument in that hole and set up the GPS. Do I need to do that too while I'm here?"

[rachelbean]

Yeah, it so didn't happen

http://www.snopes.com/risque/phallacies/stuckcouple.asp

As is common to earlier versions of similar stories, the couple in the report were purportedly whisked away to the emergency room for separation. But no mention was made of how such a complex medical transport might have occurred. Were they lifted into an ambulance by paramedics? Did they somehow manage to walk to a vehicle for the journey? Was any provision made to avoid an embarrassing spectacle or to shield the pair and onlookers? And if treatment wasn't rendered on the scene, why was a doctor called upon to remove the couple to the emergency room rather than standard EMTs?

The lack of detail given in the original news report and its subsequent repetitions are also suspect. While one might expect patient names to be withheld due to the sensitive nature of the claim, the name of the hospital to which the pair was transported did not appear in any reports at all, nor were any of the treating doctors identified by name or quoted. Moreover, the date of the incident given in the original source was specified only as "yesterday," with no time of day mentioned at all.

Finally, the story concluded with the administration of a "drug given to pregnant women to dilate their uteruses," but the efficacy of such an approach is questionable, and a simple muscle relaxant should have been able to rectify the situation had it really occurred.

In short, proof that an unlucky Italian couple really experienced unfortunate sexual suction during a seaside tryst is scant, and decades of medical literature and several logistical inconsistencies suggest the tale was, at best, shakily sourced.
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/phallacies ... Ig9tXz1.99

[cronus]

Did have a feeling it was a fishy story....

[mistermack]

The physics doesn't really work anyway.

If your dick was in a rigid steel tube, rather than a vangina, and there was a perfect seal around the sides, then you could get a pretty strong suction.
But a woman's pussy is the clam, but without the rigid shell. So any vacuum you create by pulling your dick away will just result in movement of all the wet sloppy slippery bits inside. And it wouldn't take much movement to fill the space left by the average dick.
So there is no chance of a big vacuum pulling on your old man. It's just an old wives tale.

Those old wives. What will they think of next?

[pErvinalia]

Actually, being soft an sloppy isn't an argument about the plausibility of this. Ever got your foot suctioned into a mud bog?

[mistermack]

Actually, being soft an sloppy isn't an argument about the plausibility of this. Ever got your foot suctioned into a mud bog?

I have, I see where you're coming from, but it's not the same. You have gravity shoving your full weight down into the bog. And if you pull up on one leg, you are pushing your other leg down in, with equal force.. And of course, your foot is at right angles to your leg. And the mud in a bog can be a lot stiffer than a woman's wotsit.

If you look at wading birds, they have no trouble pulling their feet out, because they splay them out when standing, and then fold them into a smooth shape when lifting them out. We can't do that.

The best thing to do in quicksand is to lie flat. You'll never sink.

[pErvinalia]

Yeah, but that's not what u said. You said that soft and fleshy couldn't suction.

[mistermack]

Yeah, but that's not what u said. You said that soft and fleshy couldn't suction.

Well, I wasn't talking about a bog, I was talking about pussies.
I didn't claim that it applied to everything else.

The other difference about a bog, is that it extends a long way in all directions.
A woman's sides can move inwards, to fill up any vacuum. A bog can't do that.

It would be awfully difficult to shit, if your ass was sucking the turd back in.

[JimC]

This thread has become very, very yucky...

[Tero]

Plus, like I said, most dicks get smaller when the erection goes away.

[mistermack]

This thread has become very, very yucky...

Yeh, true. And come to think of it, what if you got stuck up somebody's arsehole?

(talking about mud-bogs)

[klr]

Yeah, it so didn't happen

http://www.snopes.com/risque/phallacies/stuckcouple.asp

As is common to earlier versions of similar stories, the couple in the report were purportedly whisked away to the emergency room for separation. But no mention was made of how such a complex medical transport might have occurred. Were they lifted into an ambulance by paramedics? Did they somehow manage to walk to a vehicle for the journey? Was any provision made to avoid an embarrassing spectacle or to shield the pair and onlookers? And if treatment wasn't rendered on the scene, why was a doctor called upon to remove the couple to the emergency room rather than standard EMTs?

The lack of detail given in the original news report and its subsequent repetitions are also suspect. While one might expect patient names to be withheld due to the sensitive nature of the claim, the name of the hospital to which the pair was transported did not appear in any reports at all, nor were any of the treating doctors identified by name or quoted. Moreover, the date of the incident given in the original source was specified only as "yesterday," with no time of day mentioned at all.

Finally, the story concluded with the administration of a "drug given to pregnant women to dilate their uteruses," but the efficacy of such an approach is questionable, and a simple muscle relaxant should have been able to rectify the situation had it really occurred.

In short, proof that an unlucky Italian couple really experienced unfortunate sexual suction during a seaside tryst is scant, and decades of medical literature and several logistical inconsistencies suggest the tale was, at best, shakily sourced.
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/phallacies ... Ig9tXz1.99

Ah, dear old Snopes ... always ready to burst the bubble of a good story.

[mistermack]

I can imagine it would be possible to wake up, stuck to a woman, if you both fell asleep still ''together'' and she bled during the night.
You might be glued together by dried blood.
That's just my imagination, I've never experienced anything remotely like it, but I suppose it could happen.
When I was a kid, my elder brother once told me a tale of farmers boys who got stuck when shagging various animals, through contraction of their vaginas. ( or whatever orifice they were shagging ).

But he was probably making it up. or someone told him a tall tale.