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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:35 am
No, not god, silly! But cells taken from his nasal cavity - the only part of the human body where nerve cells are being constantly regenerated.
Pretty fucking cool if you ask me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-29645760
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by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:56 am
I don't think Jesus would approve of this.
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by JimC » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:10 am
rEvolutionist wrote:I don't think Jesus would approve of this.
It would get right up his nose...
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by cronus » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:31 am
JimC wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:I don't think Jesus would approve of this.
It would get right up his nose...
Jesus claimed it was miracle. It was science. Makes you wonder if Jesus was a TT conning people with advanced tech?
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by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:44 am
An Audi TT?

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by Hermit » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:34 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:No, not god, silly! But cells taken from his nasal cavity
And who put them there? Its more evidents of intillegent desin. Therefore God exixts! Take that, Athiests!
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by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:51 am
Athiests...

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by Hermit » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:58 am
Yes. You dont no the ferst thing about grammer or how to rite werds proper. All religions are capitlised. So theire, moran
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by cronus » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:05 am
Pistorious will be walking in ten months. That's a radical treatment. Money transplant I'm guessing.

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by tattuchu » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:11 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:No, not god, silly! But cells taken from his nasal cavity - the only part of the human body where nerve cells are being constantly regenerated.
Pretty fucking cool if you ask me.
I call bullshit. I'm constantly consuming the fruits of my nasal cavity, for instance, and my health is very poor

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by Animavore » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:38 pm
There's a Panorama special on this tonight on BBC1, 22:35.
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by klr » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:06 pm
Animavore wrote:There's a Panorama special on this tonight on BBC1, 22:35.
Odd ... the interactive guide doesn't say what the episode is about, but I'll record it anyway.

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by mistermack » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:11 pm
I reckon there's more you could do with this.
You could create a brand new input into the spinal cord, and connect it up with these nerve fibres to a computer.
So you could have genuine mind control on a computer.
That would make using all sort of machines easy, and you could do amazing stuff remotely.
You could sit in a room on earth, and operate mining machinery on the Moon, without moving a muscle.
Or disabled people could operate a bionic body with mind control. Nice for Stephen Hawking.
You could just think the words, and have them printed out. Or spoken by a voice machine.
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