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Crucified By ISIS

Post by cronus » Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:50 pm

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/19/isis-cruc ... s-4911631/

Isis crucifies photographer for taking pictures of Syrian headquarters

A teenager has been killed by Isis after he was accused of taking pictures of the group’s head quarters in Syria.

The 17-year-old was allegedly killed on a cross in a central square of Raqqa, Syria, in public.

It is alleged that he had received 500 Turkish lira (£138) for every picture he took of the Islamic State’s military base.

He was crucified for three days before he eventually died.

A picture of him was shared on social media by activists calling themselves ‘Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently’.

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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:24 pm

Imitating Romans now, I see...

Very derivative... :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:56 pm

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Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:41 am

Give it three days, he'll rise again.

Crucifixion never was all that lethal.
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Post by Hermit » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:47 am

mistermack wrote:Crucifixion never was all that lethal.
Except for several thousand participants of the Spartacus rebellion and many thousands more elsewhere.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:11 am

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:Crucifixion never was all that lethal.
Except for several thousand participants of the Spartacus rebellion and many thousands more elsewhere.
Where they went wrong, was not looking on the bright side of life.
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Post by Hermit » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:34 am

mistermack wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:Crucifixion never was all that lethal.
Except for several thousand participants of the Spartacus rebellion and many thousands more elsewhere.
Where they went wrong, was not looking on the bright side of life.
Their mistake indeed. I think you nailed it.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:18 am

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:Crucifixion never was all that lethal.
Except for several thousand participants of the Spartacus rebellion and many thousands more elsewhere.
Where they went wrong, was not looking on the bright side of life.
Their mistake indeed. I think you nailed it.
They were probably cross that they didn't think of it.
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Re: Crucified By ISIS

Post by cronus » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:45 am

ISIS are publicity whores. They are trolling mankind with every atrocity in the book. And they are smart enough to seek nukes. Dumb enough to use them. :coffee:
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Re: Crucified By ISIS

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:15 pm

Glass the cunts and blame Israel.

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