Essex man catches Ebola (maybe)

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Essex man catches Ebola (maybe)

Post by cronus » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:19 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29673678

'Feverish' Colchester Hospital patient isolated as Ebola precaution

A "feverish" man has been placed in isolation at a hospital in Essex as he undergoes a series of tests having returned to the UK from east Africa.

The man presented himself to the accident and emergency unit of Colchester General about 08:30 BST.

A spokesman said: "It is very, very, very, unlikely to be Ebola as he has not been to any of the countries where it is reported."

The hospital said he had been placed into isolation purely as a precaution.

Public Health England advised the hospital the man's "criteria" for having caught Ebola was "too low" for testing but added he should be tested for other diseases relating to time spent in African swamps.

The man, thought to be in his 50s, remains in isolation and has started a course of antibiotics where he is "stable and comfortable", said the hospital.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:20 am

Ebola doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy cooked-up by all the world's governments, aid agencies and charities to cull the population in west Africa and steal their diamonds. I read it on Spirit Science.
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Post by piscator » Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:28 am

Bro Science is running the same paper here in the US, only with more sea turtle art.

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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:25 pm

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Re: Essex man catches Ebola (maybe)

Post by Tero » Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:04 pm

Why is it Africa has swamps and the boreal forest only bogs?

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