http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/17/couple-ho ... r-4909552/
Couple hospitalised after sex in the sea left them stuck together
An amorous couple who took a dip in the ocean for a discreet lovemaking session ended up in hospital after they became stuck together.
The young pair were relaxing on a Porto San Giorgio beach when they decided to take to the water to express their love.
But what they thought was a daring and romantic venture came to an embarrassing end when the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction – forcing the pair to shuffle to shore still stuck together.
According to Il Mattino, they caught the attention of a woman walking on the beach, who kindly gave them a towel to preserve what was left of their dignity.
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It was rear entry? As they could walk.
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Worse things happen to mallards. 
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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That sure sucks...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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5 years later: "daddy, where did I come from?"
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"I don't know. I only had anal with your mom."
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"suction"... sounds awesome! 
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Can't be sure of the position. There's a lot of flexibility in folks who can do it under water.
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It was all part of a scientific experiment to test the aquatic ape hypothesis...
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And just as likely to be true.JimC wrote:It was all part of a scientific experiment to test the aquatic ape hypothesis...
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It's true it is.
In the old days, the whalers would very often catch two whales stuck together.
Imagine the suction on a nine foot penis.
In the old days, the whalers would very often catch two whales stuck together.
Imagine the suction on a nine foot penis.
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As long as they don't name the kid after the place of conception ...Tero wrote:5 years later: "daddy, where did I come from?"
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I don't believe that really happens. Just the husbands excuse for not giving her one.Tero wrote:Penis captivus!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus
Gays used to marry as a matter of course back in those days. By arrangement usually. They needed some sort of excuse, if they didn't want to perform with the wife.
There are lots of possible reasons why a guy might not want to have sex with the wife. Sounds like they were looking for an out.
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You would think there would be more documented modern cases by now. Cases of viagra gone wrong. Normally I can't see that a penis would not shrink just a bit after the erection is gone. Enough to slide out.
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