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by tattuchu » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:43 pm
Nearly Half Of Young Women In The U.K. Don't Know Where Their Vagina Is
Nearly half of young women in the United Kingdom aren’t sure where their vaginas are located, according to a new survey...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 54798.html
Great news! You can stick it in their pooper and tell them it's the vagina! They won't know the difference!
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:48 pm
And they expect us to find the clitoris!
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by laklak » Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:14 pm
G Spot? Fuggeddabadit.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Tero » Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:38 pm
Xc, That must be between the vagina and the anus. Unless it was hemorrhoids.
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by cronus » Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:39 pm
I'd suggest a search team however such a risky endeavour might require me to go it alone. Some of you guys haven't even figured out what a penis is afterall.
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by JimC » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:16 pm
I can help, young lady. I have a specially designed search tool...
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by rachelbean » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:20 am
I blame Jesus and Muhammad.
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by Svartalf » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:23 am
Jesus liked the company of women, especially rich women, odds are they all knew where their dead, rich husbands stuck their wiener...
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by rachelbean » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:45 am
No really, I don't get it. I was a born again Christian, and a virgin who had never masturbated...still knew where my vaginas was, and my vulva, etc etc...because I read a book when I was 10.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:57 am
But you were an immoral hussy pervert!
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by Svartalf » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:03 am
So what, that's the best kind.
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by tattuchu » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:11 am
rachelbean wrote:No really, I don't get it. I was a born again Christian, and a virgin who had never masturbated...still knew where my vaginas was, and my vulva, etc etc...because I read a book when I was 10.
There's more than one? Now I'm confused
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by laklak » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:19 pm
I asked Mrs. Lak "Where's the vagina?" and she told me to start showering daily and brushing my teeth twice a day. I don't get it.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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