Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

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Re: Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

Post by John_fi_Skye » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:17 pm

Well, thanks, BBC: for a pro-union organisation, I'm sure you've gone as far as you could. After Salmond had wiped the floor with Darling in tonight's televised debate, we were told it had been "more even" than three weeks ago, and that Salmond's supporters "would be happier tonight." Now, we just need the electorate to see sense on the 18th of next month, and get us out of this pernicious straitjacket, and into a situation where we're making our own decisions.

I'm still not confident, but I'm a bit less despondent, and a bit more hopeful.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:50 pm

I don't think Salmond won the debate by much.
Maybe in the eyes of gullible people he did. He managed to get away with a more deceitful message than last time. But the impression he left on the night won't be the final word. What was said will be picked over.
He pretended that he'd answered the question of plan B for the currency, without actually answering. He listed three OPTIONS without naming any of them as an actual plan.

People who wanted an answer to that question will be none the wiser. I suspect that the don't knows will still be don't knows after that performance.

To be honest, I'm coming round to kind of hoping for a yes vote. I know it would be a bummer for all concerned, but I'm beginning to think it would be good entertainment.
Salmond shouting that ''they can't stop us using the pound'' will come back to haunt him, when he tries to negotiate a currency union.
The English and Welsh can just say ''ok, use it then''. If he does do that, Scotland's financial services sector is fucked. And his cost of borrowing would go through the roof.
I'm rather warming to the idea.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:55 pm

mistermack wrote:I don't think Salmond won the debate by much.
Maybe in the eyes of gullible people he did. He managed to get away with a more deceitful message than last time. But the impression he left on the night won't be the final word. What was said will be picked over.
He pretended that he'd answered the question of plan B for the currency, without actually answering. He listed three OPTIONS without naming any of them as an actual plan.

People who wanted an answer to that question will be none the wiser. I suspect that the don't knows will still be don't knows after that performance.

To be honest, I'm coming round to kind of hoping for a yes vote. I know it would be a bummer for all concerned, but I'm beginning to think it would be good entertainment.
Salmond shouting that ''they can't stop us using the pound'' will come back to haunt him, when he tries to negotiate a currency union.
The English and Welsh can just say ''ok, use it then''. If he does do that, Scotland's financial services sector is fucked. And his cost of borrowing would go through the roof.
I'm rather warming to the idea.
I'm so glad you've been converted. I don't mind why. Let's hope for lots of people voting yes for cynical reasons.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:28 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
mistermack wrote:I don't think Salmond won the debate by much.
Maybe in the eyes of gullible people he did. He managed to get away with a more deceitful message than last time. But the impression he left on the night won't be the final word. What was said will be picked over.
He pretended that he'd answered the question of plan B for the currency, without actually answering. He listed three OPTIONS without naming any of them as an actual plan.

People who wanted an answer to that question will be none the wiser. I suspect that the don't knows will still be don't knows after that performance.

To be honest, I'm coming round to kind of hoping for a yes vote. I know it would be a bummer for all concerned, but I'm beginning to think it would be good entertainment.
Salmond shouting that ''they can't stop us using the pound'' will come back to haunt him, when he tries to negotiate a currency union.
The English and Welsh can just say ''ok, use it then''. If he does do that, Scotland's financial services sector is fucked. And his cost of borrowing would go through the roof.
I'm rather warming to the idea.
I'm so glad you've been converted. I don't mind why. Let's hope for lots of people voting yes for cynical reasons.
I wouldn't vote yes if I lived in Scotland. But the rest of the UK will do well out of it.
However, Scottish voters can't afford to take it lightly.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:00 pm

mistermack wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
mistermack wrote:I don't think Salmond won the debate by much.
Maybe in the eyes of gullible people he did. He managed to get away with a more deceitful message than last time. But the impression he left on the night won't be the final word. What was said will be picked over.
He pretended that he'd answered the question of plan B for the currency, without actually answering. He listed three OPTIONS without naming any of them as an actual plan.

People who wanted an answer to that question will be none the wiser. I suspect that the don't knows will still be don't knows after that performance.

To be honest, I'm coming round to kind of hoping for a yes vote. I know it would be a bummer for all concerned, but I'm beginning to think it would be good entertainment.
Salmond shouting that ''they can't stop us using the pound'' will come back to haunt him, when he tries to negotiate a currency union.
The English and Welsh can just say ''ok, use it then''. If he does do that, Scotland's financial services sector is fucked. And his cost of borrowing would go through the roof.
I'm rather warming to the idea.
I'm so glad you've been converted. I don't mind why. Let's hope for lots of people voting yes for cynical reasons.
I wouldn't vote yes if I lived in Scotland. But the rest of the UK will do well out of it.
However, Scottish voters can't afford to take it lightly.
The very fact that a turnout of 80% is being widely predicted suggests that we are. It'll be interesting to see how the eventual actual percentage compares with those of recent Westminster elections, and Euro elections. Ha ha.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:57 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
mistermack wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
mistermack wrote:I don't think Salmond won the debate by much.
Maybe in the eyes of gullible people he did. He managed to get away with a more deceitful message than last time. But the impression he left on the night won't be the final word. What was said will be picked over.
He pretended that he'd answered the question of plan B for the currency, without actually answering. He listed three OPTIONS without naming any of them as an actual plan.

People who wanted an answer to that question will be none the wiser. I suspect that the don't knows will still be don't knows after that performance.

To be honest, I'm coming round to kind of hoping for a yes vote. I know it would be a bummer for all concerned, but I'm beginning to think it would be good entertainment.
Salmond shouting that ''they can't stop us using the pound'' will come back to haunt him, when he tries to negotiate a currency union.
The English and Welsh can just say ''ok, use it then''. If he does do that, Scotland's financial services sector is fucked. And his cost of borrowing would go through the roof.
I'm rather warming to the idea.
I'm so glad you've been converted. I don't mind why. Let's hope for lots of people voting yes for cynical reasons.
I wouldn't vote yes if I lived in Scotland. But the rest of the UK will do well out of it.
However, Scottish voters can't afford to take it lightly.
The very fact that a turnout of 80% is being widely predicted suggests that we are. It'll be interesting to see how the eventual actual percentage compares with those of recent Westminster elections, and Euro elections. Ha ha.
I've forgotten how to edit a post. Obviously, I meant, "The very fact that a turnout of 80% is being widely predicted suggests that we aren't" (taking it lightly.) It's a good job my political judgment's better than my English. :pardon:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:31 am

Wow, a Sunday Times poll says there are more people in favour of independence than against, and it makes the French news.
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Post by klr » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:21 pm

The French are looking very nervously at Brittany.

Except for the Bretons of course ...
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:06 pm

I can't believe how much coverage the French news are giving this all of a sudden... fears of Europe Balkanizing run rampant, but no talk at all of Breton, Basque or Corsican independence.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:53 pm

Svartalf wrote:I can't believe how much coverage the French news are giving this all of a sudden... fears of Europe Balkanizing run rampant, but no talk at all of Breton, Basque or Corsican independence.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:00 pm

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Post by Rum » Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:04 pm

Svartalf wrote:I can't believe how much coverage the French news are giving this all of a sudden... fears of Europe Balkanizing run rampant, but no talk at all of Breton, Basque or Corsican independence.
I think the fear is justified. Nationalism is an uncontrollable force once its little compartment in Pandora's box is clicked open, however apparently gently.

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Post by mistermack » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:29 am

Rum wrote:
Svartalf wrote:I can't believe how much coverage the French news are giving this all of a sudden... fears of Europe Balkanizing run rampant, but no talk at all of Breton, Basque or Corsican independence.
I think the fear is justified. Nationalism is an uncontrollable force once its little compartment in Pandora's box is clicked open, however apparently gently.
One way to squash it would be to veto their application to join the EU once they separate.
After all, it's the EU that causes the problem in the first place. If you are a member of the EU and NATO, the value of belonging to the UK or France or Spain falls away. So old enmities bubble back up. Suddenly, it's ''we don't need you any more''.

Just veto the membership of those two organisations for any breakaway state, and you wouldn't see much appetite for splitting.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:04 am

mistermack wrote:Just veto the membership of those two organisations for any breakaway state, and you wouldn't see much appetite for splitting.
Ah, if Germany had heeded your advice Bavaria would still be part of Germany today!
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Post by mistermack » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:14 am

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:Just veto the membership of those two organisations for any breakaway state, and you wouldn't see much appetite for splitting.
Ah, if Germany had heeded your advice Bavaria would still be part of Germany today!
Well, Scotland is part of the UK today. And the Basque country is part of Spain and France today.
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