Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?
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trying to encourage the smuggling business?
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The thing is, they don't mean it. Scotland is a market, and there's no way the capitalists who control the government would let any PM make it more difficult to sell us stuff. They're just a shower of (as previously stated) FUCKING BASTARDS.
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But it's my ball, and if you won't play nice with me I'm taking it home.
CUNTS.

CUNTS.
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Mmmh, is Scotland a Big Enough Market for the powers of Phynance to even care?
and yes, we know they are involved in politics.
and yes, we know they are involved in politics.
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In 2011 Scotland had 8% of the UK's population. Significant but not a major loss in terms of markets. There's only so much haggis people will eat after all...
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Scotland will be a catalyst for the entire north breaking away. This will effect you Rum. Don't be so busy sawing that branch away you are sat on.Rum wrote:In 2011 Scotland had 8% of the UK's population. Significant but not a major loss in terms of markets. There's only so much haggis people will eat after all...

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LOL, I don't see Northumbria breaking away from London, or Geordieshire either.
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You don't know the situation. It's fragility. The history.Svartalf wrote:LOL, I don't see Northumbria breaking away from London, or Geordieshire either.

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I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
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Nobody, but nobody, outside London likes London here. At least anywhere North of Peterborough.Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
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Guid lad - ettlin yit tae spik a wheen Scots! Mibbes, "Ah ken whae's a Scot an whae isnae."Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
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Scot on the mothers side so I got the body language, maybe not so much the wittering. You'r aware how quick the wittering changes without central restaint?John_fi_Skye wrote:Guid lad - ettlin yit tae spik a wheen Scots! Mibbes, "Ah ken whae's a Scot an whae isnae."Svartalf wrote:I be kenning whae be a Scot and whae ain't, and real sassenachs are too loyal to london and their veneer of respectability to strike for independence.
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With mirrors on the ground to look up kilts for possible contraband!Rum wrote:They won't win, but if by some bizarre chance they do I plan to establish toll booths on all the border crossings going south!

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Best get stockpiling shells and beads in Scotland, just in case...
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Or the Scots could use leaves as currency, like in Hitchhikers.
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