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It's no laughing matter

Post by Hermit » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:38 am

Turkish women are revolting.

Also: Fuck Islam
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:39 am

I fear for the fine Turkish tradition of secularism under the current Islamic-leaning government.

And yes, fuck Islam...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:41 am

It's the same all over the world.

Cosmopolitan, integrated, educated, liberal, secular city-folks v Inbred, isolationist, knuckle-dragging, conservative, religiots on their farms.

You see it in Turkey, Egypt, Thailand - and even in the UK and USA.


And yes, I know I am massively oversimplifying - but there is a certain truth to that. Look which states vote Rep in the USA - see how many of them are full of nothing but corn and bulls? :tea:




Oh, I nearly forgot. Fuck Islam till its arse bleeds.
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Post by Hermit » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:24 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's the same all over the world.
Sort of. I am infuriated by the sexism (and racism for that matter) that still pervades my country, a country that is regarded to be run on enlightened, secular lines, but having a deputy prime minister of a country with the majority of its population being Muslim and a relatively secular mode of government express the views he did takes sexist oppression to a higher level. Slowly but inexorably Erdokan's government has moved Turkey toward theocracy in the past 13 years. It's not far from functionally run on sharia principles. Not long after sharia law is formally and officially implemented Europe will have jihadic threats right on its borders. Fuck Islam.
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by cronus » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:35 am

There is a vapid braindead sort of female shrieking laughter that raises in pitch threatening the eardrums of those close by which should be banned on health and irritation grounds even here in the West. Let's not throw the baby out with the dish water?
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:38 am

Le't hope the women succeed where the army has failed.

and yeah, fuck islams and let islamists be buggered by donkeys.
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Post by piscator » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:10 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It's the same all over the world.

Cosmopolitan, integrated, educated, liberal, secular city-folks v Inbred, isolationist, knuckle-dragging, conservative, religiots on their farms.

You see it in Turkey, Egypt, Thailand - and even in the UK and USA.


And yes, I know I am massively oversimplifying - but there is a certain truth to that. Look which states vote Rep in the USA - see how many of them are full of nothing but corn and bulls? :tea:




Oh, I nearly forgot. Fuck Islam till its arse bleeds.

Then there's Anchorage, a city with 60%+ population of the entire state, mostly short timers. They're being inundated with radio and print advertising begging them to keep a massive tax cut for Exxon/BP/ConocoPhillips billed as "Production Incentive" to keep the TransAlaska Pipeline flowing nearer to capacity when our oil-company-lobbyist-cum-Governor pitched it. Now it's up before the people as a ballot initiative: Prop 1 - Repeal of the Giveaway.

Anchorage may be in a position to Perma-Fuck the rest of the state but good before they get transferred back to Texas or rotated back to Ft Polk. :awesome:


Islam delenda est, BTW.

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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:55 am

Well to say Turkish women are revolting is rather harsh. I mean, surely some of them are attractive? :dunno:
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:59 am

Arinc criticized the media on Wednesday for taking his comments out of context. “Some people criticize me by picking up only a part of an 1 1/2-hour speech. What a baseless and disgusting claim. People who have listened to all of my comments have realized this,” Arinc was quoted as saying by Hurriyet newspaper. “I believe I have made a useful speech. If I had only said women should not laugh then I have done something irrational. But my speech was about manners and moral rules.”

Ah, so it's okay. His comment that women shouldn't laugh in public was simply taken out of context. Taken in context, I'm sure it makes perfect sense :think:
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by Hermit » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:26 am

tattuchu wrote:Ah, so it's okay. His comment that women shouldn't laugh in public was simply taken out of context. Taken in context, I'm sure it makes perfect sense :think:
Of course it does. Here's some of the context: "Where are our girls, who slightly blush, lower their heads and turn their eyes away when we look at their face, becoming the symbol of chastity?"
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:25 pm

Hermit wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Ah, so it's okay. His comment that women shouldn't laugh in public was simply taken out of context. Taken in context, I'm sure it makes perfect sense :think:
Of course it does. Here's some of the context: "Where are our girls, who slightly blush, lower their heads and turn their eyes away when we look at their face, becoming the symbol of chastity?"
I hope they're at least modestly dressed. Can you imagine if they were smiling and showing their elbows??? They may as well wear signs saying "RAPE ME".
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by klr » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:14 pm

It's good to see social media actually being put to good use for a change. :)
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by mistermack » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:09 am

You've got to be fair to him. He's not saying that women should never laugh. He's saying that there are times when they shouldn't laugh.

I think that he's had an unhappy experience.

Maybe women laugh when he takes his trousers off? That could scar a man for life.
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Re: It's no laughing matter

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:06 pm

:hilarious:
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