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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:13 pm

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Post by DaveDodo007 » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:52 pm

Hermit wrote:In most of the USA ant and aunt are pronounced the same way.
I pronounced them the same way as most of the UK does, how do other countries pronounce aunt?.
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Post by Robert_S » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:39 am

piscator wrote:
Hermit wrote:In most of the USA ant and aunt are pronounced the same way.


In the US, it's mostly black folks who say, "Ont", or "On-tee". :dunno:




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Post by Robert_S » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:10 am

She's climbing Den-O-Lay...


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Re: Homo WHAT? You're fired, pervert

Post by Hermit » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:53 am

piscator wrote:
"There even are places where English completely disappears.
Why, in America they haven't used it for years."

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:34 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:
Hermit wrote:In most of the USA ant and aunt are pronounced the same way.
I pronounced them the same way as most of the UK does, how do other countries pronounce aunt?.
Same as in daunting, flaunt, gaunt, haunt, jaunt, saunter, taunt, and vaunted.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by tattuchu » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:36 am

piscator wrote:
Hermit wrote:In most of the USA ant and aunt are pronounced the same way.


In the US, it's mostly black folks who say, "Ont", or "On-tee". :dunno:
What the cock? :what:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:37 am

In Oz we say 'arnt'. With an aussie 'r', not an american 'r'
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:38 am

So, like 'ahnt'
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Re: Homo WHAT? You're fired, pervert

Post by klr » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:11 pm

I assume the teacher would have a good case for unfair dismissal.

Mind you. if the guy that runs the school is really that dense, I'm not sure I'd recommend the school to anyone.
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Re: Homo WHAT? You're fired, pervert

Post by laklak » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:54 pm

Ant, as in, well, ant.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Homo WHAT? You're fired, pervert

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:58 pm

laklak wrote:Ant, as in, well, ant.
One has to be careful.

Ant-eaters are somewhat different to aunt-eaters...
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