Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

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Re: Where's Red Celt when you want a laugh!?

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:01 pm

JimC wrote:
klr wrote:Ah, those dastardly French, selling the Super Etendard and Exocet to the Argies.

When Scotland becomes independent, it can buy weapons from whoever it likes. :tea:
SA-11 Buk units for the border?
Just pits with stakes would be fine. :ab:

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Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:04 pm

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SA-11 Buk units for the border?
Just pits with stakes would be fine. :ab:
We'll have a trench along the border, filled with fruit and green vegetables. I'd like to see the Scot that could cross that.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:04 pm

mistermack wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
JimC wrote:
SA-11 Buk units for the border?
Just pits with stakes would be fine. :ab:
We'll have a trench along the border, filled with fruit and green vegetables. I'd like to see the Scot that could cross that.
You're a bad man, Mistermack. :lou:
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Post by ronmcd » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:36 pm

mistermack wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
JimC wrote:
SA-11 Buk units for the border?
Just pits with stakes would be fine. :ab:
We'll have a trench along the border, filled with fruit and green vegetables. I'd like to see the Scot that could cross that.
We're don't explode in a shower of fiery chunks on contact with a vegetable, like some sort of new Blade vampire offshoot. We wouldn't have to EAT the veg to get across, surely?

Or we could flood the trench with Irn Bru.

Actually that would be more dangerous.

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Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:56 pm

If you really want to keep the English out, just post a bloke playing the bagpipes every 200 yards along Hadrian's wall.
Of course, there's always the possibility of sending in the Queen' Own Deaf-as-a-post regiment, to neutralise them I suppose.
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Post by ronmcd » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:55 pm

mistermack wrote:If you really want to keep the English out, just post a bloke playing the bagpipes every 200 yards along Hadrian's wall.
Of course, there's always the possibility of sending in the Queen' Own Deaf-as-a-post regiment, to neutralise them I suppose.
Scots don't want to keep the English out, it's Darling/Cameron/Milibland/Balls/Alexander ... um ... what's him name ... thingy ... deputy PM ... who want to erect border posts. Not Scotland.

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Post by Svartalf » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:15 pm

Will Scotland become part of the Schengen treaty as soon as their belonging to the EU is recognized?
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Post by ronmcd » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:45 pm

Svartalf wrote:Will Scotland become part of the Schengen treaty as soon as their belonging to the EU is recognized?
I would think to the benefit of all concerned the situation will remain as is - as with Euro - Scotland wouldn't have to join, certainly not for the foreseeable future.

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:33 am

A shame... especially as the Independent Scottish Pund is going to make the old Greek Drachma look like a strong currency
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:18 am

Svartalf wrote:A shame... especially as the Independent Scottish Pund is going to make the old Greek Drachma look like a strong currency
:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:58 pm

Livingston man misplaces keys.

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Post by Rum » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:54 pm

All the polls suggest the Scots are going to chicken out.

Of course they will hate the English even more after they decide to stay part of this great nation....*cough*

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Post by ronmcd » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:46 pm

Rum wrote:All the polls suggest the Scots are going to chicken out.

Of course they will hate the English even more after they decide to stay part of this great nation....*cough*
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:28 am

Rum wrote:All the polls suggest the Scots are going to chicken out.

Of course they will hate the English even more after they decide to stay part of this great nation....*cough*
The partisans of independence sure will be pissed off to no end.
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