French blogger fined over review's Google search placing

[mistermack]

Ha !.

The French wouldn't know a monster munch from a frazzle.

But do you know a doozer from a fraggle, or a poularde demi deuil from a lapin chasseur?

No.
But I have a strong suspicion that if they are french, they are a disgusting organ, from an endangered creature from the slime pit.

[Svartalf]

No more disgusted than your warm beer, dousing a lamb leg in mint sauce, chicken that can be told from fish only when you reach the bone, or sullying breakfast with eggs and beans

[mistermack]

No more disgusted than your warm beer, dousing a lamb leg in mint sauce, chicken that can be told from fish only when you reach the bone, or sullying breakfast with eggs and beans

MMM, do the French actually have a word for breakfast? As they don't have a meal you can call breakfast.
Forget the mint sauce though. It's shite. I can't even stand the smell of it. Are you sure it's not French?

[JimC]

Croissants with frogs legs and snails on the side, all smothered with garlic butter!

A breakfast of champions!

[Svartalf]

I'll have my coffee without such garnish