Is this the world's saddest animal?

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Is this the world's saddest animal?

Post by cronus » Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:55 pm

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/488575 ... n-40C-heat

Is this the world's saddest animal? Polar bear shows signs of INSANITY in 40C heat

The tragic 29-year-old bear looks likely to spend his last days in the sweltering heat of Argentina dying of loneliness.

He is supposed to thrive in temperatures of minus 40C in the Arctic circle where he can galavant along ice and in freezing water while hunting prey.

Instead he is battling baking 40C heat in a cement enclosure in Argentina's Mendoza Zoo.

And now after two years alone, he is showing worrying signs of insanity.

Arturo can't bear to be without his life-partner, who died two years ago, and now wanders aimlessly back and forth, showing his teeth and swinging his neck.

He slumps his blackening fur in the sun and crawls from corner to corner of his small shaded area.

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Post by klr » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:05 pm

Bears have life partners? :shock:

In all seriousness though, it's more evidence (as if we needed it) about how bad an idea it is to keep intelligent animals in such unnatural surroundings.
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Post by Seabass » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:10 pm

Why on earth would you stick a polar bear in 40c heat...

40c heat makes me miserable, and I'm not even that furry.
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Post by piscator » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:24 pm

Can't someone turn a hose on him?

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Post by Warren Dew » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:49 pm

No pool or puddle in his enclosure?

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Post by JimC » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:52 pm

Seabass wrote:Why on earth would you stick a polar bear in 40c heat...

40c heat makes me miserable, and I'm not even that furry.
In Oz, they have chilled pools to swim in, plus fans to make cooling breezes...
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:02 pm

JimC wrote:
Seabass wrote:Why on earth would you stick a polar bear in 40c heat...

40c heat makes me miserable, and I'm not even that furry.
In Oz, they have chilled pools to swim in, plus fans to make cooling breezes...
There are bits of Argentina that are cold all year round.
They could easily send it there, but then the zoo wouldn't have its polar bear to pull in the punters.

I don't think animal comfort rates very highly in Argentina though.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Mon Jul 14, 2014 2:32 pm

Scumple wrote:Is this the world's saddest animal?
Not while David Moyes still walks this earth.
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Re: Is this the world's saddest animal?

Post by colubridae » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:24 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:
Scumple wrote:Is this the world's saddest animal?
Not while David Moyes still walks this earth.
Saddest animal, tough call!

David Moyes or Nick Clegg?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:26 pm

That is sad. :(
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