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by Tero » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:07 am
They pretty much have it right
Individuals in every country on earth voiced their frustration that, in spite of generations of mistreatment, neglect, and abuse they have suffered at the hands of those in positions of authority, they continue to allow control over the world’s governments, businesses, and virtually every other type of organization and social group to fall to the most megalomaniacal pricks among them.
When pressed for further comment, however, every member of humanity agreed that the current system, though deeply flawed, remains far better than one in which they actually have to make decisions for themselves.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/humani ... ett,36361/
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:14 am
Are they right? Not sure. I'll wait till someone decides if they are or not and tells me.
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by FBM » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:51 am
It's the Onion, so blindly believing them is OK.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:55 am
FBM wrote:It's the Onion, so blindly believing them is OK.
This is true.*
*Cos somebody told me it was.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by JimC » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:59 am
Onion makes me cry...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by Tero » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:45 am
Me too, when they go too far: they use TRUTH for humor.
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