1. American Hustle. ***
2. Croczilla *
3. Bad Grandpa ***.5
4. Despicable Me ***.5
5. Carrie (2013) **
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ****
7. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
8. They Live ***** (Drunk score. I laughed my ass off hard to this one)
9. Inside - however you spell that Welsh name - Davis ***
10. Last Vegas*
11. Ender's Game **
12. Wolf of Wall Street ****
13. Lone Survivor **
14. Homefront ***.5
15. Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark -*
16. Thor: The Dark World ***
17. Iron Man ****
18. Body Parts ***
19. Knights of Badassdom ****
20. Police Story 2014 **
21. Bullet **
22. Robocop ****
23. Body Parts ***
24. The Lego Movie *****
25. The Perverts Guide to Ideology ****
26. Escape Plan **
27. Almost Human *
28. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear **
29. Dallas Buyers Club ****
30. 187 **
31. Knights of Badassdom (again)
32. I, Frankenstein - zero, instant contender for next year's Raspberry award for Worst Film.
33. Filth **
34. 47 Ronin **
35. Gravity ****
36. Anchorman 2 **
37. 47 Ronin (a-fucking-gain)
38. 300: Rise of an Empire (don't know whether to give it a one for being a complete fail, or a four for being hilarious)
39. Hell Baby (comedy from makers of Reno 911). **.5 (though there were a couple of ***** moments)
40. The Fog ***
41. Awful Nice ****
42. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ***
43. 13 Sins *
44. The Desolation of Smaug.***.5
45. Dead Heat ***
46. Joe ***
47. In The Blood **
48. The Sorcerer ****
49. The Protector 2 **
50. Olympus Has Fallen **
51. Scrapper ***.5
52. 47 Ronin (Jesus, again. Will people stop watching this shite.)
53. XMen: The Last Stand ***
54. Xmen: First Class****
55. RoboCop (2014) ***.5
56. Pompeii *
57. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island **
58. Godzilla ***
59. X-Men: Days of Future Past. ***
60. Enemy **
61. Spiderman 3 **
62. The Quite Ones **
63. Cocaine Cowboys. Rloaded ****
64. Fargo ****
65. Some shite Liv Tyler movie I forgot the name of.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
1. American Hustle - ***.5
2. Elysium - ****
3. About Time - ***.5
4. The Great Gatsby - **
5. Starbuck - ***.5
6. The Fountain - ***
7. Pan's Labyrinth - *****
8. Requiem for a Dream - ****
9. Timecrimes - (Los cronocrímenes) - ***
10. Miller's Crossing - **
11. Dragon Hunters (Chasseurs de dragons) - ***
12. The Wolf of Wall Street - ****
13. Gravity - **.5
14. Machete Kills - ****
15. The Big Lebowski - ****
16. Carnage - ***
17. Dallas Buyers Club - ****
18. Filth - ***
19. Kick-Ass 2 - ***
20. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom - ****
21. The Lego Movie - ***.5
22. The Muppets - ****
23. Indie Game: The Movie - ***.5
24. Frozen - ***.5
25. Philomina - ***.5
26. Catfish - ***
27. Star Wars - *****
28. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - *****
29. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - **
30. Pandora's Promise - ***.5
31. Man on Wire - ***.5
32. Being Elmo - ****
33. 12 Years a Slave - ***
34. Return of the Jedi - ****
35. Ender's Game - ***.5
36. Anchorman 2 - ***
37. Blue Jasmine - ***
38. The Grand Budapest Hotel - ****
39. Rush - ****
40. Prisoners - ***
41. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - ***
42. Inside Llewyn Davis - ***.5
43. Lone Survivor - ***.5
44. Adaptation - ***.5
45. Her - **
46. Sneakers - ***.5
47. The Nut Job - **
48. Free Birds - **
49. Kill Your Darlings - ***
50. The Score - ***.5
51. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 - ***
52. RoboCop (2013) - ****
53. The Internship - ***
54. Joe - ***.5
55. Enemy - ***
56. Oz: The Great and Powerful - **
57. Hunger - ***
58. 300: Rise of an Empire - *
59. Harold and Maude - ***.5
60. The house I live in - ***.5
61. Maleficent - ***
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1. American Hustle. ***
2. Croczilla *
3. Bad Grandpa ***.5
4. Despicable Me ***.5
5. Carrie (2013) **
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ****
7. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
8. They Live ***** (Drunk score. I laughed my ass off hard to this one)
9. Inside - however you spell that Welsh name - Davis ***
10. Last Vegas*
11. Ender's Game **
12. Wolf of Wall Street ****
13. Lone Survivor **
14. Homefront ***.5
15. Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark -*
16. Thor: The Dark World ***
17. Iron Man ****
18. Body Parts ***
19. Knights of Badassdom ****
20. Police Story 2014 **
21. Bullet **
22. Robocop ****
23. Body Parts ***
24. The Lego Movie *****
25. The Perverts Guide to Ideology ****
26. Escape Plan **
27. Almost Human *
28. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear **
29. Dallas Buyers Club ****
30. 187 **
31. Knights of Badassdom (again)
32. I, Frankenstein - zero, instant contender for next year's Raspberry award for Worst Film.
33. Filth **
34. 47 Ronin **
35. Gravity ****
36. Anchorman 2 **
37. 47 Ronin (a-fucking-gain)
38. 300: Rise of an Empire (don't know whether to give it a one for being a complete fail, or a four for being hilarious)
39. Hell Baby (comedy from makers of Reno 911). **.5 (though there were a couple of ***** moments)
40. The Fog ***
41. Awful Nice ****
42. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ***
43. 13 Sins *
44. The Desolation of Smaug.***.5
45. Dead Heat ***
46. Joe ***
47. In The Blood **
48. The Sorcerer ****
49. The Protector 2 **
50. Olympus Has Fallen **
51. Scrapper ***.5
52. 47 Ronin (Jesus, again. Will people stop watching this shite.)
53. XMen: The Last Stand ***
54. Xmen: First Class****
55. RoboCop (2014) ***.5
56. Pompeii *
57. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island **
58. Godzilla ***
59. X-Men: Days of Future Past. ***
60. Enemy **
61. Spiderman 3 **
62. The Quite Ones **
63. Cocaine Cowboys. Rloaded ****
64. Fargo ****
65. Some shite Liv Tyler movie I forgot the name of.
66. Non Stop ***
67. 3 Days to Kill *
68. The Grand Budapest Hotel.*****
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
1. American Hustle - ***.5
2. Elysium - ****
3. About Time - ***.5
4. The Great Gatsby - **
5. Starbuck - ***.5
6. The Fountain - ***
7. Pan's Labyrinth - *****
8. Requiem for a Dream - ****
9. Timecrimes - (Los cronocrímenes) - ***
10. Miller's Crossing - **
11. Dragon Hunters (Chasseurs de dragons) - ***
12. The Wolf of Wall Street - ****
13. Gravity - **.5
14. Machete Kills - ****
15. The Big Lebowski - ****
16. Carnage - ***
17. Dallas Buyers Club - ****
18. Filth - ***
19. Kick-Ass 2 - ***
20. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom - ****
21. The Lego Movie - ***.5
22. The Muppets - ****
23. Indie Game: The Movie - ***.5
24. Frozen - ***.5
25. Philomina - ***.5
26. Catfish - ***
27. Star Wars - *****
28. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - *****
29. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - **
30. Pandora's Promise - ***.5
31. Man on Wire - ***.5
32. Being Elmo - ****
33. 12 Years a Slave - ***
34. Return of the Jedi - ****
35. Ender's Game - ***.5
36. Anchorman 2 - ***
37. Blue Jasmine - ***
38. The Grand Budapest Hotel - ****
39. Rush - ****
40. Prisoners - ***
41. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - ***
42. Inside Llewyn Davis - ***.5
43. Lone Survivor - ***.5
44. Adaptation - ***.5
45. Her - **
46. Sneakers - ***.5
47. The Nut Job - **
48. Free Birds - **
49. Kill Your Darlings - ***
50. The Score - ***.5
51. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 - ***
52. RoboCop (2013) - ****
53. The Internship - ***
54. Joe - ***.5
55. Enemy - ***
56. Oz: The Great and Powerful - **
57. Hunger - ***
58. 300: Rise of an Empire - *
59. Harold and Maude - ***.5
60. The house I live in - ***.5
61. Maleficent - ***
62. Police Academy - ****
63. Police Academy 2 - ****
1. American Hustle. ***
2. Croczilla *
3. Bad Grandpa ***.5
4. Despicable Me ***.5
5. Carrie (2013) **
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ****
7. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
8. They Live ***** (Drunk score. I laughed my ass off hard to this one)
9. Inside - however you spell that Welsh name - Davis ***
10. Last Vegas*
11. Ender's Game **
12. Wolf of Wall Street ****
13. Lone Survivor **
14. Homefront ***.5
15. Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark -*
16. Thor: The Dark World ***
17. Iron Man ****
18. Body Parts ***
19. Knights of Badassdom ****
20. Police Story 2014 **
21. Bullet **
22. Robocop ****
23. Body Parts ***
24. The Lego Movie *****
25. The Perverts Guide to Ideology ****
26. Escape Plan **
27. Almost Human *
28. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear **
29. Dallas Buyers Club ****
30. 187 **
31. Knights of Badassdom (again)
32. I, Frankenstein - zero, instant contender for next year's Raspberry award for Worst Film.
33. Filth **
34. 47 Ronin **
35. Gravity ****
36. Anchorman 2 **
37. 47 Ronin (a-fucking-gain)
38. 300: Rise of an Empire (don't know whether to give it a one for being a complete fail, or a four for being hilarious)
39. Hell Baby (comedy from makers of Reno 911). **.5 (though there were a couple of ***** moments)
40. The Fog ***
41. Awful Nice ****
42. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ***
43. 13 Sins *
44. The Desolation of Smaug.***.5
45. Dead Heat ***
46. Joe ***
47. In The Blood **
48. The Sorcerer ****
49. The Protector 2 **
50. Olympus Has Fallen **
51. Scrapper ***.5
52. 47 Ronin (Jesus, again. Will people stop watching this shite.)
53. XMen: The Last Stand ***
54. Xmen: First Class****
55. RoboCop (2014) ***.5
56. Pompeii *
57. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island **
58. Godzilla ***
59. X-Men: Days of Future Past. ***
60. Enemy **
61. Spiderman 3 **
62. The Quite Ones **
63. Cocaine Cowboys. Rloaded ****
64. Fargo ****
65. Some shite Liv Tyler movie I forgot the name of.
66. Non Stop ***
67. 3 Days to Kill *
68. The Grand Budapest Hotel.*****
69. The Raid 2 *****
70. A Million Ways to Die in the West ***
71. The Raid 2 ****
What?! It lost it's impact a bit the second time 'round
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
1. American Hustle. ***
2. Croczilla *
3. Bad Grandpa ***.5
4. Despicable Me ***.5
5. Carrie (2013) **
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ****
7. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
8. They Live ***** (Drunk score. I laughed my ass off hard to this one)
9. Inside - however you spell that Welsh name - Davis ***
10. Last Vegas*
11. Ender's Game **
12. Wolf of Wall Street ****
13. Lone Survivor **
14. Homefront ***.5
15. Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark -*
16. Thor: The Dark World ***
17. Iron Man ****
18. Body Parts ***
19. Knights of Badassdom ****
20. Police Story 2014 **
21. Bullet **
22. Robocop ****
23. Body Parts ***
24. The Lego Movie *****
25. The Perverts Guide to Ideology ****
26. Escape Plan **
27. Almost Human *
28. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear **
29. Dallas Buyers Club ****
30. 187 **
31. Knights of Badassdom (again)
32. I, Frankenstein - zero, instant contender for next year's Raspberry award for Worst Film.
33. Filth **
34. 47 Ronin **
35. Gravity ****
36. Anchorman 2 **
37. 47 Ronin (a-fucking-gain)
38. 300: Rise of an Empire (don't know whether to give it a one for being a complete fail, or a four for being hilarious)
39. Hell Baby (comedy from makers of Reno 911). **.5 (though there were a couple of ***** moments)
40. The Fog ***
41. Awful Nice ****
42. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ***
43. 13 Sins *
44. The Desolation of Smaug.***.5
45. Dead Heat ***
46. Joe ***
47. In The Blood **
48. The Sorcerer ****
49. The Protector 2 **
50. Olympus Has Fallen **
51. Scrapper ***.5
52. 47 Ronin (Jesus, again. Will people stop watching this shite.)
53. XMen: The Last Stand ***
54. Xmen: First Class****
55. RoboCop (2014) ***.5
56. Pompeii *
57. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island **
58. Godzilla ***
59. X-Men: Days of Future Past. ***
60. Enemy **
61. Spiderman 3 **
62. The Quite Ones **
63. Cocaine Cowboys. Rloaded ****
64. Fargo ****
65. Some shite Liv Tyler movie I forgot the name of.
66. Non Stop ***
67. 3 Days to Kill *
68. The Grand Budapest Hotel.*****
69. The Raid 2 *****
70. A Million Ways to Die in the West ***
71. The Raid 2 ****
What?! It lost it's impact a bit the second time 'round
1. American Hustle - ***.5
2. Elysium - ****
3. About Time - ***.5
4. The Great Gatsby - **
5. Starbuck - ***.5
6. The Fountain - ***
7. Pan's Labyrinth - *****
8. Requiem for a Dream - ****
9. Timecrimes - (Los cronocrímenes) - ***
10. Miller's Crossing - **
11. Dragon Hunters (Chasseurs de dragons) - ***
12. The Wolf of Wall Street - ****
13. Gravity - **.5
14. Machete Kills - ****
15. The Big Lebowski - ****
16. Carnage - ***
17. Dallas Buyers Club - ****
18. Filth - ***
19. Kick-Ass 2 - ***
20. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom - ****
21. The Lego Movie - ***.5
22. The Muppets - ****
23. Indie Game: The Movie - ***.5
24. Frozen - ***.5
25. Philomina - ***.5
26. Catfish - ***
27. Star Wars - *****
28. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - *****
29. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - **
30. Pandora's Promise - ***.5
31. Man on Wire - ***.5
32. Being Elmo - ****
33. 12 Years a Slave - ***
34. Return of the Jedi - ****
35. Ender's Game - ***.5
36. Anchorman 2 - ***
37. Blue Jasmine - ***
38. The Grand Budapest Hotel - ****
39. Rush - ****
40. Prisoners - ***
41. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - ***
42. Inside Llewyn Davis - ***.5
43. Lone Survivor - ***.5
44. Adaptation - ***.5
45. Her - **
46. Sneakers - ***.5
47. The Nut Job - **
48. Free Birds - **
49. Kill Your Darlings - ***
50. The Score - ***.5
51. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 - ***
52. RoboCop (2013) - ****
53. The Internship - ***
54. Joe - ***.5
55. Enemy - ***
56. Oz: The Great and Powerful - **
57. Hunger - ***
58. 300: Rise of an Empire - *
59. Harold and Maude - ***.5
60. The house I live in - ***.5
61. Maleficent - ***
62. Police Academy - ****
63. Police Academy 2 - ****
64. Police Academy 3 - **
65. Craigslist Joe - ***
66. Bad Neighbors - ***
67. Police Academy 4 - ****
68. Devil's Knot - ***.5
69. The Princess and the Frog - ***.5
70. How to Train Your Dragon 2 - ***
71. Z (1969) - ****
1. American Hustle. ***
2. Croczilla *
3. Bad Grandpa ***.5
4. Despicable Me ***.5
5. Carrie (2013) **
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ****
7. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
8. They Live ***** (Drunk score. I laughed my ass off hard to this one)
9. Inside - however you spell that Welsh name - Davis ***
10. Last Vegas*
11. Ender's Game **
12. Wolf of Wall Street ****
13. Lone Survivor **
14. Homefront ***.5
15. Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark -*
16. Thor: The Dark World ***
17. Iron Man ****
18. Body Parts ***
19. Knights of Badassdom ****
20. Police Story 2014 **
21. Bullet **
22. Robocop ****
23. Body Parts ***
24. The Lego Movie *****
25. The Perverts Guide to Ideology ****
26. Escape Plan **
27. Almost Human *
28. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear **
29. Dallas Buyers Club ****
30. 187 **
31. Knights of Badassdom (again)
32. I, Frankenstein - zero, instant contender for next year's Raspberry award for Worst Film.
33. Filth **
34. 47 Ronin **
35. Gravity ****
36. Anchorman 2 **
37. 47 Ronin (a-fucking-gain)
38. 300: Rise of an Empire (don't know whether to give it a one for being a complete fail, or a four for being hilarious)
39. Hell Baby (comedy from makers of Reno 911). **.5 (though there were a couple of ***** moments)
40. The Fog ***
41. Awful Nice ****
42. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ***
43. 13 Sins *
44. The Desolation of Smaug.***.5
45. Dead Heat ***
46. Joe ***
47. In The Blood **
48. The Sorcerer ****
49. The Protector 2 **
50. Olympus Has Fallen **
51. Scrapper ***.5
52. 47 Ronin (Jesus, again. Will people stop watching this shite.)
53. XMen: The Last Stand ***
54. Xmen: First Class****
55. RoboCop (2014) ***.5
56. Pompeii *
57. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island **
58. Godzilla ***
59. X-Men: Days of Future Past. ***
60. Enemy **
61. Spiderman 3 **
62. The Quite Ones **
63. Cocaine Cowboys. Reloaded ****
64. Fargo ****
65. Some shite Liv Tyler movie I forgot the name of.
66. Non Stop ***
67. 3 Days to Kill *
68. The Grand Budapest Hotel.*****
69. The Raid 2 *****
70. A Million Ways to Die in the West ***
71. The Raid 2 ****
72. Basic Instinct **
73. Sabotage ***
74. Calvary ****
75. Live Fast and Die Hard (with audio description for the blind ) *** (extra couple of stars for the lols)
76. Noah *
77. Jorodowsky's Dune ****
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
) *** (extra couple of stars for the lols)