Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

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Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:38 am

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North Korea's leader isn't pleased with the latest film from funnymen Seth Rogen and James Franco, in which the pair play assassins pretending to be TV newscasters in order to kill the North Korean president. A Kim spokesman called it an 'act of war'

The government of North Korea is not pleased with Seth Rogen’s upcoming film The Interview, calling it a “wanton act of terror.”

The movie—slated for release later this year—stars Seth Rogen and James Franco, who attempt to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong Un after landing an interview with despot.

The North Korean government has promised a “merciless” retaliation against the United States if The Interview is released, calling the film an “act of war.” In a statement published by the state-run KCNA news agency, a spokesman said the film is the work of “gangster moviemakers” and is a “wanton act of terror.”
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Re: Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by Azathoth » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:54 am

Free publicity. I bet they are loving this
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Re: Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by Faithfree » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:40 pm

Even if it's a B-grade movie, everyone's now heard of it and wants to see it.
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Re: Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by Seabass » Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:02 pm

Kim Jong Un has achieved the impossible. He's made me want to see a Seth Rogen movie. He really is a glorious leader.
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Re: Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by cronus » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:27 am

Trailer to the movie what will start WW3 if nothing else does first.... :tup:

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Re: Kim Jong Un declares war on Seth Rogan and James Franco

Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 16, 2014 12:27 pm

Seabass wrote:Kim Jong Un has achieved the impossible. He's made me want to see a Seth Rogen movie.
Same here. I've been told it should be torrenting before its release date, whatever that means. ;)
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