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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:12 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27872551
Berlin is building a combined Church/Mosque/Synagogue under one roof. Wow. Expect to see a similar level of fistfights as we witness every xmas at the church of the nativity in Bethlehem, where dozens of christian demonifications vie for space. Cue complaints from Sikhs, Hindus, Jains, B'a'h'a'i's, Rasta, Pastas, New World Mastas, etc...
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by Seth » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:34 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27872551
Berlin is building a combined Church/Mosque/Synagogue under one roof. Wow. Expect to see a similar level of fistfights as we witness every xmas at the church of the nativity in Bethlehem, where dozens of christian demonifications vie for space. Cue complaints from Sikhs, Hindus, Jains, B'a'h'a'i's, Rasta, Pastas, New World Mastas, etc...
Oh hell to the yes! Put up hordes of webcams and we can watch the fun live. Like one of those fake reality shows for real.
Are they building a combat field into the installation? A little hand to hand. Swords and nets and all that Romanesque trial by combat stuff?
What a great way to settle their religious differences...each religion chooses a champion and the losers have to convert to the winner's religion...all of them.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:43 am
Seth wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27872551
Berlin is building a combined Church/Mosque/Synagogue under one roof. Wow. Expect to see a similar level of fistfights as we witness every xmas at the church of the nativity in Bethlehem, where dozens of christian demonifications vie for space. Cue complaints from Sikhs, Hindus, Jains, B'a'h'a'i's, Rasta, Pastas, New World Mastas, etc...
Oh hell to the yes! Put up hordes of webcams and we can watch the fun live. Like one of those fake reality shows for real.
Are they building a combat field into the installation? A little hand to hand. Swords and nets and all that Romanesque trial by combat stuff?
What a great way to settle their religious differences...each religion chooses a champion and the losers have to convert to the winner's religion...all of them.
Good luck finding a representative for any of the three religions that every sect and sub-sect agrees to!
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by FBM » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:31 am
I would set up a knife, club and chainsaw shop right next to it. Assuming guns are illegal in Germany, that is.
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by JimC » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:09 am
Actually, there have been many examples of the Abrahamic religions making common cause recently - remember the whole UN thing, trying to get blasphemy outlawed? I think they see a common enemy in secularism, and are prepared to go a fair way to present a common face towards the atheistical foe...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:12 am
JimC wrote:Actually, there have been many examples of the Abrahamic religions making common cause recently - remember the whole UN thing, trying to get blasphemy outlawed? I think they see a common enemy in secularism, and are prepared to go a fair way to present a common face towards the atheistical foe...
Just like Hitler and Stalin in the early 40s... Expect a religious Operation Barbarossa any time soon!
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by pErvinalia » Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:50 am
This is fantastic. They should have fire pits installed so they can burn each other's holy books!
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by Seth » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:40 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Seth wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27872551
Berlin is building a combined Church/Mosque/Synagogue under one roof. Wow. Expect to see a similar level of fistfights as we witness every xmas at the church of the nativity in Bethlehem, where dozens of christian demonifications vie for space. Cue complaints from Sikhs, Hindus, Jains, B'a'h'a'i's, Rasta, Pastas, New World Mastas, etc...
Oh hell to the yes! Put up hordes of webcams and we can watch the fun live. Like one of those fake reality shows for real.
Are they building a combat field into the installation? A little hand to hand. Swords and nets and all that Romanesque trial by combat stuff?
What a great way to settle their religious differences...each religion chooses a champion and the losers have to convert to the winner's religion...all of them.
Good luck finding a representative for any of the three religions that every sect and sub-sect agrees to!
If they disagree with the result, we just throw them into the arena and let them fight.
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by Seth » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:43 am
rEvolutionist wrote:This is fantastic. They should have fire pits installed so they can burn each other's holy books!
The Killkenny Cat Solution. Anybody who bitches about someone else's religion gets sent to Thunderdome...Two zealots enter, one zealot leaves.
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by mistermack » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:31 am
Seth wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:This is fantastic. They should have fire pits installed so they can burn each other's holy books!
The Killkenny Cat Solution. Anybody who bitches about someone else's religion gets sent to Thunderdome...Two zealots enter, one zealot leaves.
That's not how Kilkenny cats do it. When they fight, nobody leaves.
They kill each other, eat each other, and all that's left is the tips of the tails, and some claws.
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by JimC » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:22 pm
mistermack wrote:Seth wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:This is fantastic. They should have fire pits installed so they can burn each other's holy books!
The Killkenny Cat Solution. Anybody who bitches about someone else's religion gets sent to Thunderdome...Two zealots enter, one zealot leaves.
That's not how Kilkenny cats do it. When they fight, nobody leaves.
They kill each other, eat each other, and all that's left is the tips of the tails, and some claws.
Even better! A blood-stained cross, a skull-cap and a tattered koran were all that remained...
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by klr » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:59 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27872551
Berlin is building a combined Church/Mosque/Synagogue under one roof. Wow. Expect to see a similar level of fistfights as we witness every xmas at the church of the nativity in Bethlehem, where dozens of christian demonifications vie for space. Cue complaints from Sikhs, Hindus, Jains, B'a'h'a'i's, Rasta, Pastas, New World Mastas, etc...
Yup. We won't see fights between the three main groups, but there could be some fun deciding who represents them. Catholics v. Orthodox v. a zillion others; Sunni v. Shi'ite. Let battle commence!
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by piscator » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:01 pm
The Bunger Games!
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by JimC » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:13 pm
They're attempting to go from:
"My imaginary friend is the only real imaginary friend, and your's is an evil delusion, and I am going to disembowel you"
to:
"My imaginary friend is really the same as your imaginary friend, although obviously I have a much better picture of him than you, but I forgive you because I'm superior"
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by klr » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:18 pm
What exactly is their common theological ground anyway, other that Goddidit?
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