JimC wrote:And what about those perverted pedalphiles who molest tiny little tricycles!
The Bike Sex Man
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Sometimes, people get wheely, wheely randy...
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I knew a chap who had a threesome with a tandem. He's a bishop now.
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I had a mate when I was a kid who slipped off the back of the seat while riding and crunched his tackle in the forks and got a tire up his bum crack. I wonder if it is the same guy as in the OP... 
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This is a horrible prosecution, I think. Unless he had a record of worse stuff, which they don't mention.
He was inside his own locked room, for fucks sake. And pissed. Hurting nobody. I would have thought stuff like that was an occupational hazard for cleaners. He should have just got a bollocking.
But obviously, if he had history, and previous warnings, it's a different story.
He was inside his own locked room, for fucks sake. And pissed. Hurting nobody. I would have thought stuff like that was an occupational hazard for cleaners. He should have just got a bollocking.
But obviously, if he had history, and previous warnings, it's a different story.
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I'm leaning towards the cleaners should have just fucked off and left him alone, too. I have two sets of locks between me and the public, and I also own a bicycle. While I haven't yet been intimate with it, I would think I should have a reasonable expectation of privacy if I were to lock myself in my own apartment should the urge arise. I do have one of those gel-foam seats, you see...too early to rule anything out.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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There's also them newfangled split seats. Nice groove in the middle.
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Well, form follows function, I've heard...Tero wrote:There's also them newfangled split seats. Nice groove in the middle.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I blame the bicycle for being too damn sexy.
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