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Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
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Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
Seriously! Liquidising your shit and pumping it up someone else's arse can cure loads of diseases! Who'd've thunk it, eh?
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
You know where to stick it. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
Keep your friends close, but your enemas closer!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
Another anus horibillis!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
FBM wrote:You know where to stick it.
So do they pay for donations? Does anybody want my shit? I got lots
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
The linked story says that someone is putting shit in capsules and calling them "crapsules." 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
Does he sell 'em with a digram saying "Insert here"?FBM wrote:The linked story says that someone is putting shit in capsules and calling them "crapsules."
Otherwise, it's down the hatch, and hope it doesn't dissolve on the way down...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
They are not suppositories, I'm afraid. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
For the less mathematically literate among you, a "digram" is an obscure unit of mass equal to 2 grams.JimC wrote:Does he sell 'em with a digram saying "Insert here"?
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
The internet stole my "a"!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:For the less mathematically literate among you, a "digram" is an obscure unit of mass equal to 2 grams.JimC wrote:Does he sell 'em with a digram saying "Insert here"?
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
I have only one comment to make : 
Sorry it comes out the wrong end.
Sorry it comes out the wrong end.Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
What an a-hole!JimC wrote:The internet stole my "a"!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:For the less mathematically literate among you, a "digram" is an obscure unit of mass equal to 2 grams.JimC wrote:Does he sell 'em with a digram saying "Insert here"?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
I wonder if you could design a capsule that you can swallow, and then track through the gut, with a magnetic signal, and then open it when it's in the right place?FBM wrote:The linked story says that someone is putting shit in capsules and calling them "crapsules."
So long as it never opens early, it ought to be safe enough.
Or just make a capsule that dissolves at a measured rate, to let the shit out when it reaches the large intestine if that could be done reliably.
A lot of pills have timed release built into them these days.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
According to the article, it doesn't matter whether it opens up in the stomach or in the intestines. You would get the same benefit if you just drank doo-doo diluted in water.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Full of Shit? No? Well get a Transplant!
I'm pretty sure it needs to get past the stomach - the acid would kill most bacteria - but anywhere from duodenum onwards should do.FBM wrote:According to the article, it doesn't matter whether it opens up in the stomach or in the intestines. You would get the same benefit if you just drank doo-doo diluted in water.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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