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Post by FBM » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:13 pm

Well, not always. No matter what I learn, it doesn't seem to affect me much.
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:15 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I don't understand eating fish eggs.

Regarding Nth and Sth Korea, what a laugh. Nth hits Sth water, so south shoots some water in return. Lol. If war wasn't so serious, you'd think this lot were children.
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Post by JimC » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:35 am

In reference to the delicious derail earlier in the thread; I am going to purchase lumpfish roe on my way home from work! :woot:
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 1:08 am

'NK ready to launch nuclear missile'

By Yi Whan-woo

North Korea can launch nuclear missiles within two days once its leader Kim Jong-un orders it, according to a British think tank.

In a report released by the Center for International Security and Cooperation (CISAC), Monday, the London-based Chatham House said Pyongang also seems capable of making up to eight nuclear weapons.

“Were Kim to order the launching of nuclear weapons, it would take one to two days to arm the weapons,” the think tank said.

“It (North Korea) is thought to possess enough fissile material for approximately eight nuclear weapons and to have a highly centralized command-and-control system.”

The report titled, “Too close for comfort: Cases of near nuclear use and options for policy,” was released amid growing speculation that a nuclear test by North Korea is imminent.
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http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 57045.html
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Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 1:42 am

Bought that radiation suit yet, FBM?
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Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 2:17 am

No, but I've got iodine handy. :tup:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 13, 2014 2:38 am

What does it do? Sterilise melted flesh wounds?... :shifty:
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Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 2:52 am

rEvolutionist wrote:What does it do? Sterilise melted flesh wounds?... :shifty:
Iodine supplements to ensure that less of the radioactive iodine from the fall-out is incorporated into the thyroid...

Good thinking, FBM... :tup:
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Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 2:58 am

:biggrin: I figure if it lands close enough for the blast to be a problem, I'm a goner anyway.
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Post by cronus » Tue May 13, 2014 6:04 am

FBM wrote::biggrin: I figure if it lands close enough for the blast to be a problem, I'm a goner anyway.
Same here. There's 20-30 megatons pointed at my place on the map today. Consider your luck? :tup:
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Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 6:54 am

You probably have a committed nuclear umbrella, though. I'm not sure we have much of one, if at all...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue May 13, 2014 8:29 am

Surely a nuclear exchange would create a 250ft tall FBMZilla, that would rampage lazily across Asia. No one would risk that.

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Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 8:51 am

It would probably just meander here and there, mostly sitting around and wanking.
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 9:06 am

FBM wrote:It would probably just meander here and there, mostly sitting around and wanking.
...flooding local areas with a disgusting amount of radioactive jizz...
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue May 13, 2014 9:19 am

JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:It would probably just meander here and there, mostly sitting around and wanking.
...flooding local areas with a disgusting amount of radioactive jizz...
That's not something one sees every day.

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