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by HomerJay » Wed May 07, 2014 10:46 am
Man arrested for masturbating on Croydon bus from Thornton Heath to New Addington
Police have cautioned a man for masturbating on a Croydon bus.
The 32-year-old was arrested on Thursday after being identified from CCTV footage performing the sex act on the 64 bus from Thornton Heath to New Addington.
He was seen masturbating by another passenger on the bus, on which he travelled from East Croydon to South Park Hill Road in South Croydon, at about 11pm on February 9.
not a victimless crime;
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news ... oydon_bus/
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 07, 2014 10:50 am
Was it XC??
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by Svartalf » Wed May 07, 2014 10:51 am
No, it's Santa who has that habit.
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by Hermit » Wed May 07, 2014 11:22 am
HomerJay wrote:not a victimless crime;
Who was the victim, and how much compensation for the damage inflicted will be sued for?
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 07, 2014 11:25 am
Sperm was the victim. All those future lives wasted...
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by cronus » Wed May 07, 2014 11:45 am
A double decked would be badly traumatized by single deck action happening at the back.
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by tattuchu » Wed May 07, 2014 12:17 pm
"performing the sex act on the 64 bus"
How do you wank a bus
Anyway, I have to disagree with HomerJay. The bus loved it
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 07, 2014 12:21 pm
He should have done it on the 69 bus so they both could have got something out of it...
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by tattuchu » Wed May 07, 2014 12:33 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:He should have done it on the 69 bus so they both could have got something out of it...
A double-dicker 69 bus?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by Rum » Wed May 07, 2014 12:58 pm
I read she took it up the exhaust pipe.
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by mistermack » Wed May 07, 2014 4:26 pm
It's those vibrations. They set you off.
I can remember when I got my first ever stiffies, it wasn't connected to girls at all. I just got this weird feeling on a bus. I didn't even like it. It's embarrassing in short trousers.
Now I still get embarrassed when people ask me if I came on the bus.
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by JimC » Wed May 07, 2014 9:24 pm
The Bonobo genes come through every now and then...
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by Brian Peacock » Wed May 07, 2014 9:42 pm
At least he wasn't on the bus between Walthamstow and Canning Town.
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by klr » Sat May 10, 2014 8:05 pm
... or on the Clapham omnibus.
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by laklak » Sat May 10, 2014 8:45 pm
The bus was asking for it, did you see how it was dressed?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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